- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Roses are red.

I do not want to know, you want to TELL ME so that I can increase the potency of the hypnotic suggestion by... Lets say... A number that if I said would work instantly? I wrote CONDOMS ARE FOR PUZZIES... Which kinda makes sense... Just a line, from the worst game ever.

why does Tom Sawyer like apples? He likes their flavor

A drunken man grabbed a gun and shot his entire family to death. Luckily, a even drunker man had shot them moments before, so it really only served to ruin the perfectly good wall behind them with bullet holes.

Q: What did Hitler say to the Rabbi? A: I don't like you.

why did the man have a hole in his face? because syphillis had eaten a hole in it

Why did the 18 year old girl take her clothes off? To take a shower

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What did one door say to the other door? - Nothing, doors can't talk

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was jewish and saw a nickel on the other side

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his kids.

So these two girls have a cup .

Q: what did i say when i crashed into the twin tower. A: nothing i was dead

What's worse than getting raped? getting raped by a horse in car while listening to nickelback

Yo momma's so fat, that she got baptised in Sea World.

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

Why was the man scared? Because he was being attacked by a giant tiger.

what's the difference between a blue fridge falling off a cliff and a yellow one? the yellow one isn't falling of a cliff.

How long does it take a black woman to have a baby? Nine months, give or take a few days depending on whether she goes into labour early or not.

What did the French-Italian couple name their child? Angelo Pierre Smith, giving tribute to the father's uncle Angelo, and the mother's great-grandfather, Pierre.

What did the cat say to the bird? Nothing. It's a cat.

never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down

3 like an eel

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