Why wasn't Abraham Lincoln a good president? Because he got shot in the head and died.

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What do you call a bunch of spics playing soccer? Professional soccer players.

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What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

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Do you know what's impossible? A chink whos not smart.

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why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

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What's worse than watching paint dry or grass grow? Watching paint dry on grass.

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Why did Hitler Commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed by the fact he had lost World War II.

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Q:Whats worst then finding a worm in your apple? A:Getting raped in the ass.

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whats 7+4? 74

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Ask me if I'm a rock. Are you a rock? No.

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Why did the rooster die. Because I killed it.

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what's the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? dolphins aren't ghosts!!

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My name is Jeff

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whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer

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What did the Little 8 year old boy do when a big black man walked into his house? He said "Hi daddy", then they happily ate dinner together.

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in a car crash an entire family is killed from death until they all die

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Q.What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A.Finding seventeen worms in your apple.

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How did the blonde girl fall down? She didnt see where she was goin

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Roses are red My balls are blue Get off Unless You want too

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A farmer has 17 sheep standing in a field and all but 9 drop down and die. How many sheep are left? It doesn't matter. A CIA sniper guns the farmer down, along with his family and the remaining sheep. The other agents move in and remove all evidence that the government is experimenting with a new nerve agent.

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one time, a fancy business man walked into a bar. but then he figured out that he wasnt supposed to be there. so he politely apologized to the mortician an and he granted him permission to exit the closet.

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Why did the skeleton not go to the party? Because without the aid of various ligaments and muscles that would be attached to the average human being's skeleton, he was not able to move himself so much as an inch.

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So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

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Roses are red violets are red I think I'm bleeding It's getting in my eyes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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