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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer murdered his family

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civil rights

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What did the white man say to the group of black men when there was a golf ball coming at them? Stay there! You are in no immediate danger!

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awkward moment when someone pretends to be Mr. Bear and stuffs up his own joke

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Why couldn't the teenage pirate get into the movie? Because he lacked the required money for the ticket.

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knock, knok who's there? ya ya who? yahoo

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm black give me money

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there once was a chicken it was yellow

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My family is dead

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knock knock. no one answered so the man at the door went home.

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Why did Colussi miss 2 years of school? -Because he died

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Why did the accident happen? The breaks on the car stopped working. Why did the breaks stop working? The driver was drunk.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Your mother is so poor that she has to rely on government sent cheques to sustain a basic lifestyle.

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How do you stop a black kid from jumping around in your bedroom? Chuck him out of the house.

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IT SOUNDS SO WROOONG! Actually I was thinking more about when I go short sentences, you go short, then I decide to put in like 500 lines in a single comment and then you do. Besides I call it caps! And no, I do not want you to be like me, there was already another me, it was a complete bitch killing him, I mean if I did not know a lot worse, I would say his chances at kicking my ass where equal. By the way, that "you you seducer" totally sounded like something Donald Duck would say, I dig Donald, so I guess I am into cartoons.

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Q:What's the greatest part about having sex with twenty five year old girls? A: There's 20 of them

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if a dog eats a hot dog what will happen? (leave a comment to find out)

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Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far away from its body.

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Obama being re-elected

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Give one reason for not visiting a hotel. Basil Fawlty is the manager.

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Extra extra read all about it dunkin donuts has now been named dunkin pigs..a cops favorite hang out.

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How did the little boy get lost? He didnt he got dragged into a van and was raped violently.

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Anti Joke

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