For 10 cents a day you can feed an African...they eat pennies.

What happened to the guy that got shot? He fell down

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and says to the man running the stand. QUACK!!!

What makes George Michael gay? The fact he engages in sexual intercourse with other men.

Why can't you fit 100 oranges in a bathtub? Because motorcycles don't have doors

How do you piss off a redneck? You wait until he is done fucking his sister and then you steal his truck.

Why did Poppy lose at sports day? Because she had a heart attack and died.

what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? a bike

What happened when the boy got sad He fell in a woodchipper

Knock Knock! Who's there? Adolf Hitler. Adolf Hitler, who? Be quiet and hand over your Jews!

How did the Jew escape the concentration camp?

why did the blonde fall down a mineshaft? Beacuse the rapist needed somewhere to hide the body

What's better than finding a $5.00 bill on the floor? Finding the person who actually owns it.

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

1 fish 2 fish red fish wait why is the fish red , oh I forgot I killed it

What do you call a black guy running from the cops? Nothing. He was out for his morning jog and he happened to run by the police.

Girl: What is your phone number? Guy: 1-800-Choke-Dat-Ho

Perverted man: Nice bum where u from Hot ladie with the nice bum: Boston Mass so kiss my ASS

What's an example of something quiet? Helen Keller.

Why did Sally fall off a tree? The tree was a man wearing a tree costume and was sexually assaulting her with his branches. Sally fell off because the cops came and the man threw her down. The tree man is still on the loose. If you have any info please call crime stoppers.

What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? More than 6.

Michael Brown

Why was 13 afraid of 27 Because 51 had an extra penis

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