What did the man say to his doctor?

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What did the doctor say to the other doctor? Hey bill

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how many mexicas does it take to.... on wait there done

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What did the gay man say to the other gay man? I like guys... cause I'm gay.

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A pony goes to the doctor saying his throat hurts, the doctor sais "oh I know, your a little hoarse". The pony replies, no I'm not ass-hole I have strep throat.

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Why was the pedophile in jail? For indecent exposure to a child.

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Der Ter-Rerks, nern ter serrentersts ers "Terernerserers Rerks", wers er dernerser dert lerved ern der Certersers perrerd. Ert wers er mert erter, prering ern smerler, plernt-erterng dernersers serch ers herdrersers ernd serrerperds. Ert erser hernterd der herned herberver Tersererterps, werd erverderns erf ferts ferned ern der ferserlersed rermerns.

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Two atoms are walking down the street one day, and one of them says to the other: "Hey, wait up a second. I think I lost an electron" The first atom replied, "Are you sure?" The second atom said, "Oh, wait. Never mind. I found it."

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A Gamer walks into the tavern, the bartender says to him, "just dont act like you control the place!"

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How many fingers do most people have? 10

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police your parents just died in a car accident

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In Soviet Russia, Joseph Stalin killed a lot of people and there was nothing funny about it.

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What's black and blue and made of poo? A drowning black guy, holding some blue poop

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What's worse than failing a school test for Peter? Nothing, because he is asian.

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Sometimes i'm hungry.

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What do you get on anti-jokes.com? A bunch of repeated "jokes", that don't make any sense.

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what did the father say to his son whom had only one arm? hey son.

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Were can you find a bag of meth? A drug dealer

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You have 10 apples and 12 cabbages How many pizzas can you fit on the roof? Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

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What's the deal with airline food? Food tastes different on an airplane. The atmosphere dries out your nose, the air pressure numbs 1/3 of your taste buds, and low humidity levels give you cotton mouth. These factors cause the food to taste worse than it normally would.

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josh moran where your Bluetooth gone?

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What do you call an African American woman with Tourettes? This question cannot be answered correctly. The African American woman was misdiagnosed. She is really a crack whore.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A broken boomerang

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what do you call a mexican being baptized? a mexican becoming christian.

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