MC donald the duck loves Justin's Balls. And Daniel Ma loves fried chicken boiled with rice \Cupcake

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Whats 1+1? The answer!

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a termite walks into a bar and asks, "wheres the bar tender?"

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Q: What's the difference between a bird and a fly? A: A bird can fly, but a fly can't bird.

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Q:What's brown and tastes like shit? A:Shit

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How did the mexican die while fixing a lightbulb? He fell off the ladder.

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Knock knock Who's there? You're You're who? YOU'RE MOM IN MY BED!!! (i know it sucks)

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what did Russell wilson get for Christmas a seahawk..

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What is really hard around Kim Kardashian? Diamonds.

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Q: Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? A: Because she was a woman.

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There was once a man with a penis so huge, his girlfriend liked their sexual experiences very much. A year later they got married and had kids, however the man got fired from his accounting job and it all went downhill.

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What shoots rockets but is not classed as a deadly weapon? A toy rocket launcher, I lied about the rockets.

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Four blondes are driving to Disneyland, as they finally got to Florida, they read a sign that said "Disneyland: left" so they turned around and headed home.

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What's black and white and red all over? A nun that was stabbed to death.

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Hi I am Michael Jackson... you have any young boys? My park is open :), the "nude dark caverns" can be scary, but I accompany them all, so relax. Moral: LEAVE MJ ALONE! ;(

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Hello, I'm Mark and I have multiple-personality disorder. Don't listen to him, no he doesn't.

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My uncle was involved in 9/11... He called me before the plane crashed into the twin towers, his final words were so comforting... "ALLAH AKBAR!!!"

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What is black, white, and red all over? A zebra that was shot by poachers.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga in the morning You poke her face

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y u no like me joke?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer murdered his family

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Q-what did the bus say to the other bus? A-nothing, buses are incapable of talking

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whats big, white and will kill someone if it falls out of a tree? a refridgerater

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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