- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the penguin say to the other penguin? Nothing, penguins don't talk.

roses are red violets are blue i'm not a? poet microwave

Wolfjob.

What did the vibrator say to the condom? Watch, I'll get laid before you do!!!

What do you get when you take a bag of chips and divide it by 5? a Nike store worker's meal

What did the priest say to the young boy? Hi.

Kys

why was 6 afraid of 9? because 7 ate 9 and 6 is afraid of ghosts

what did the murderer say to the man... i'm going to kill you

jack and jill went up the hill to fetch some water , jill ended up bending over and jack ended up touching a blue waffle

whats worse than the black death. Bieber Fever

Mr Whelk visited his doctor. His doctor put on a sterile glove and inserted two fingers into the man's rectum. "Does this feel all right?" The doctor asked "Yes" replied Mr Whelk. "But is my wrist broken or not?

What happened to the little boy who threw a spitball at the teacher? He was killed the next day when the teacher, who had a history of mental instability and schizophrenia, decided to go on a shooting rampage in class.

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How ma......

Weed.

A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. They have been planning a girls night out for weeks.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

There are two men on a dock. The first man says, "What's your name?" The second man says, "GET OFF!" because he has turrets.

A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

What's blue and white and can't climb a tree? A fridge in a denim jacket!

Whats the answer to life? im not sure

what's the square root of pi? nothing. why would you add roots to pie, how gross.

why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says "i have aids."

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