- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who paved the road? The fat guy with the steam roller

Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black.

a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

There is no "i" in "team," but there are two in "indigo."

Take wrong turns

SOY COMO SOY Y ME ENCANTA SI NO ME VALORAS ESE ES TU PEDO

Why did the black guy buy watermelon? It was on sale.

What state is high in the middle and round on both ends? Onorth Chiarolinao

There was a a round house with no corners.How many corners were there? 100 ,I never said that that it had to be that house.

What do you get when you throw a piano down a mine shaft? A flat minor.

everyone wonders y grandmas dont wear bra's its because if youre that old u might die putting it on

69 HAHAHAHAHAHAHA goes crazy and shoots himself

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pickles.

whats something naked and nailed to a cross? jesus, idiot.

whats black, white, and red all over? your mum

How do you define an unsatisfactory kitchen? It won't have a woman chained to the oven.

How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

~Roses Are Red~ ~Violets Are Blue~ ~I Am Straight~ ~Not Sure About You~ ~Tell us?~

What does the fox say? A scream-y howl. A shrill, hoarse scream of anguish, it sounds more than anything like a human baby undergoing some kind of physical torture.

Ask me if I'm wearing pants. Are you wearing pants? Yeah.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpion

what did the toe say to the other toe? nothing they cant speak

How do you confuse a bar tender? You ask him how tender he is.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I believe you've seen enough of these already.

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