- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

What happened to the boy who tried to cross the road? He got hit by a semi-truck and died.

4 hours later.

I just threw up..In my pants.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was mauled by a bear!

What's worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your heart.

Roses are red, Violets are red, you are a liar, oh wait you're not!! MY BACKYARD'S ON FIRE

What did the plane say to the twin towers? Boom

Q: Why did the white man die? A: because he had cancer

* Are you deaf? * Yes, as I love paradoxes.

Boy, is it hot this summer! How hot is it?! So hot that many people have died as a result!... Drink plenty of water.

Whats red and black and has 8 legs? 4 dead african babies.

How do you blind an Asian? Rip out his eyeballs.

If everyone in China jumped up and down at the same time they would lose all credibility as a nation for organising such a pointless excursion.

If a man is called a manly man, what is a dude called? A dudely dude.

Did you fall from heaven? Because I seem to notice fractures to your knee, spine and a possible permanent risk of poor posture.

How do you confuse a blond? Dress up as Lady Gaga and yell "Ni!" in her face.

Two friends are sitting on a couch watching TV. One friend accidently turned on a pornography channel. The other friend felt awkward and went home.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is hard to know things like that.

whats my name? Matt

what happened to the batsman with bad footwork? he got out what did the batsman do when he got out? he left the ground due to the nature of the ruling

Why did the boy jump in the van? Because his parents had just been in a terrible car accident.... There where 2 fatalities.

WHYS S AFRAID OF B CAUSE OF SBB

Two Jews walk into a pub. They don't order a ham sandwich.

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