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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call an attractive woman in a blender? A very rare occurrence.

I once did something.

What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

What did Santa say to his elf? Nothing. Santa isn't real. Elves aren't either for that matter.

Never go into your parents room with a blacklight.. -Ryan Vallee

Did you hear about the guy who got run over? Me neither

what do you get if you cross a scotsman , who knows nothing about football and a indian? Blackburn rovers, and a good night out

What has 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs at noon, and 3 legs in the afternoon? A dog that got its hind legs chopped off, and then only got 1 prosthetic one.

Why did the squirrel across the river upside down? So it could keep its nuts dry.

Your momma's so fat: She fears a lower life expectancy and consequently not seeing her grandchildren grow up.

your mothers so blonde she has yellow hair.

good morning. good day. good night. good to see you santa

Once upon a time there was a cowboy. He died. The end.

Why did john have to have back surgery He needed his back "screwed" up

Did you hear the one about the bus driver? Me neither

A ginger man ascends to heaven and reaches the pearly gates, seconds later he wakes up in a hospital bed and realizes it was merely a near death hallucination and God isn't real.

Yo' mamma's so poor she's homeless and dying of starvation.

So a guy with no legs and no arms is on his death bed. He asks to sky dive one time before he dies.

Why did the guy jump out of the plane? he was parachuting

An Asian man fails a math test

How many police does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they all beat the room for being black.

What do you call a man who has a camera? a cameraman

what goes round , and round , and croaks? a blender in a frog.

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