- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Hitler kill himself? He saw his gas bill.

Whats worse than one jew. Ben rike

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A muslim walks onto a plane. He goes to 13C as that is his seat designated on his ticket.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? It was taped to the other monkey

Why does Rupert the Bear wear chequered trousers? Because that's how the creator originally drew him.

Q. Why did the man get an email? A. Because he checked his inbox.

Four brothers joined the army and were deployed to Iraq. Two of them committed suicide.

An elephant stomped on a mouse. What did the mouse say? Nothing, the mouse was incapable of speech due to the elephants actions.

How do you make a blonde woman act in a porno? You get her consent and pay her money.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, incapable of understanding the human languages, promptly shits on the floor and leaves...

A white man walks into a bar. Then he gets a beer.

What do you call a Mexican hockey player? A hockey player.

DON'T LOOK A GIFT HORSE IN THE MOUTH BECAUSE HORSES HAVE BAD BREATH

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

What happens when a women becomes pregnant? She gives birth to a child 9 months later.

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got into the car? "Robin, get in the car."

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Arms and legs, NOT GET IN MY MINIVAN!

A polar bear and a seal are sitting on an ice floe. The polar bear looks at the seal and says, "RAWRRRRRRRRRGGG" and then kills and eats him. A horse walks into a bar Barman says "Why the long face?" The horse replies "My mum died this morning".

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