- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What song does a bulimic person sing while on the toilet? Nothing Bulimic people don't poop.

What's John Lennon doing these days? Decomposing.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I can't wait to shove my finge in you

What do you call an Arab driving a Plane? A Pilot.

What do you call a pig that just took a bath? Clean!

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game.

I mustache you a question. But I'll shave it for later.

The Blonde Gets 100 % On Her Math Test

Q: Guess what my Mom and Dad did last Night on the Kitchen Table.... A: Had Dinner.

What would you do for a Klondike bar? Nothing they are disgusting and pollute your body with fats that are not necessary for you to live. -CNN.com 11.78534629/10 scientists agree with this fact.

Your wife died during the delivery.

why did the Chicken Cross the Road? Why must you question a Chicken's motives to Cross the Road?

Why the moron throw the clock out the window? Because he was a moron.

Why does the Taliban forbid people from having sex standing up? It might lead to dancing. And then, of course, death.

What happened to the orphan? Who cares?

How do you make an emo kid cry? He already is.

What's the difference between a zit and a priest? These two things are so different that I couldn't list all of the differences in this text box.

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Why did Joe wake up screaming? Because his wife cut off his penis.

Why did the blind man have a poo Because he needed one.

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what happens when an unstoppable force hits an unmovable object? it goes around.

What's the diffrents between a horse and a zebra? WELL clearly there names duh.

Doctor doctor, i think i need glasses! Go to an opticians then...

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