What do a fish and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

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What's the differnce of victims of Brady and Hindley and a pile of dead babies? Some were born dead and others were raped then killed. Kelvin Yang.

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Q: What do you say when you see your T.V. floating at night? A: That's so frickin awesome

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Why did the man put his money in the freezer? Perhaps he didn't believe in banks.

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Yesterday, my friend said I should facebook him. So I slammed a book into his face.

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What's blue paint and smells like red paint? Paints

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Your momma is so fat that she decided to begin an exercise program and eat healthy and she lost weight.

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Why did Amy fall out of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. (Who's there?) Not Amy.

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What's worse than depression? Having depression and killing yourself

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Forward this anti-joke to at least 15 people And absolutely nothing extraordinary will happen in the next 10 minutes.

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What do you call a white guy in a joke? The first joke to specify one of the people in the joke as one with Caucasian origin.

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I told my doctor I’m the first man on the face of the earth to suffer from morning sickness. He promptly corrected my mistake; my excessive vomiting is actually caused by chemo.

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And so he penguin said, The is my most casual outfit!" HAAAW

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Sugar is sweet, And so is she.

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I have your mom in bed just kidding, i killed her Then barried her

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What do you call an African American woman with Tourettes? This question cannot be answered correctly. The African American woman was misdiagnosed. She is really a crack whore.

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were you expecting a joke

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what did the postman say to the dog, nothing he doesnt speak dog....... but his mother in law does.

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1)Roses are red... 2)5 black men... 3)dead babies walk into a large crowded bar before dissolving into oblivion at the literary incongruency 4)of the whole situation.... 5)yes chicken got to the other side BEFORE me #)stupid chicken (aka duck rose man help....)

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why did the kitten not eat its food? because its face was stapled to the floor.

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Where's Stevin Hawkins? He went for a walk.

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What's better than being rich? Not living in Kenya.

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What is red and invisible? No tomatoes.

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What happend to the girl in the corner? Idk that's why I asked!! :P

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Anti Joke

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