- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do anti-jokes and a can of corn have in common? Both can be stored indefinitely and accessed and enjoyed at will.

Your mum's so fat, she attends regular weight loss facilities to lose weight.

Yo momma is So Fat? And isn't your cousin Chow Yun Fat? I think I know some of the Fat family. How are they all doing?

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet You have pancreatic cancer

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not. Sally..

Q: Why is Rosie odonell fat? A: Because you are sexual attracted to small children.

How did little Jimmy survive the 5 story fall? He didn't

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? ...Neither have they.

What do you call a black elephant? An elephant.

/\ The joke above was really dumb. \/ The joke below is pretty good.

Q:What did Batman say to Robin just before they got into the Batmobile? A:"Robin get in the Batmobile"

PROS = good things CONS = bad thing So, if PROgress is a good thing...then why is the US government call CONgress?

What's worst then a road kill? Multiple road kils.

Best reaction to Anti-humor joke me: whats green and has wheels Friend: idk Me: Grass i lied about the wheels Friend:wow dick

What is Dora the Explorer's favorite food? Pussy.

Your momas so fat her doctor put her on a diet plan.

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You get the census of income per citizen and see who is at the top.

An Irishman, Scotsman and Englishman were jumping into well because they were told whatever they shouted when they fell they landed on. I lied and they died, hehe

roses are red violets are blue What smells like poo? Your waffle's blue

knock knock who's there? faith

what do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch names

Q: Why did princess Diana crops the road? A: Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

What can hitler cook well Steak

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