- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: how do you test the sharpness of a knife A: stab someone MR

Why did the vulture cross the road? To get to the pile of dead babies left over from the Holocaust.

How do you kill a black man? feed him mayonase

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen Property.

read me write me

What's big, hairy and smells like sweat? The big show after a hard days work in the ring.

If you go to America, you won't see any fat black people. They're all dead and in prison.

What do you call a woman when you're inside her? Mom.

What do you find in a pile of dead babies? ************************************************ A dead baby.

What is the definition of “making love”? Something a woman does while a guy is f-ing her.

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar? Actually it's my cookie jar, and my cookies. I stole nothing.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Trees are black, WHO BURNT MY GARDEN?!

IKR! and I hear rondo and wade were in a fight too!

knock knock who's there who who who who who what are you a retarded owl

How do you wake up lady gaga? poke her face.

im jackson, i have a small willy, and like to finger my dog

Skrillex.

What's worse than beating a dead horse? Nothing. Beating a horse is just too much fun

What's the difference between 10,000 dead babies and a Farari? I don't have a Farari in my garage.

How do you kill a blue elephant? With a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a white elephant? No there is no such thing as a white elephant gun. You take it's trunk, then strangle it until it turns blue. Then you shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

what is the differnce between my truck and chuck norris? i eat my own poop.

What do you call five black guys surrounding one white guy who bosses them around? Whatever his name is.

How many Jews do you have to kill in order to make a museum? 6 Million.

Your Mommy is a gas pump.

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