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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. he crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

Thank you, you remind me that I am not insane, just because I believe we humans can accomplish more, by uniting as one, rather than fighting one another. I feel as if I belong somewhere else, yet the question remains always, are people such as you better, or are we relics from the past?

When I became a WoMan, no, its a nice subject, I do not mind at all.

Why did Sally fall of the swing set? Because she got hit with a mattress

What is the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari. There isn't a Ferrari in my garage.

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

Sometimes I wonder; why is that frisbee getting closer? Then it hits me. Someone just threw a frisbee at me.

Gay marriage is freaking gay.

Q: What's worse than tripping down the stairs in front of a crowd of people? A: The bombing of Hiroshima

How can you tell if your blind date is going to be good looking? Go on the date and see if they're good looking.

There are two men on a dock. The first man says, "What's your name?" The second man says, "GET OFF!" because he has turrets.

Fine, this better be worth it, this is no time to be a jackass Nero.

Your mom is so fat..., that she died of a heart attack at an early age and everyone mourned her greatl

Q; How does a priest perform an exorcism? A: He doesn't.

get in the car.

There is a boy in a school............. SUDDENTLY, PEDOBEAR APPEARS!

Q: What's bad about 4 asians getting shot? A: There could've been five

What do you call 10 old black people in a barn? Used farm equipment

Who won the race? I don't know look it up.

What do you call a black and white ruler? Barack Obama.

Why can't Chuck Norris die? He can, he's just a normal human being.

What came first the chicken or the egg? Neither, chickens have been extinct since 1987.

A man walks into a bar. He walks out 10 minutes later because he was satisfied with the new hooker he killed and made out with in the bar's bathroom.

whats worse than being payton johnson being black

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