- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A bear walks into a bar, and says "I'd like a gin... and tonic." The bartender says "AAAAHHH! A BEAR!!!" and calls animal control. Later after the beast has been tranquilized and carted away, he rationalizes having heard the bear speak as trauma-induced hallucination.

What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

A black man walks into a bar. He paid his tab and couldn't have been more polite.

What do you call an arab flying a plane? A pliot

What happened to the man who went to a strip bar? What happens to all of us. He died.

Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he was late for a meeting

my rhyme is sicker than the holocaust

Whats the deal with airline food? I dont know, the cost is included in the plane ticket

What's a worse place to be besides the friendzone? On your grandmas lap crying because your parents just died in a car crash.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven eight nine

what did the turnip say to the plum? nothing, as most fruits and vegetables would've said

How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

Why did Rebecca Black die? She killed herself due to the cruelty of many people

how does hitler drink soup ? with a spoon

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? getting your Fallopian tubes ripped out by wolverine

What's blue and fluffy? Pink fluff holding its breath

What would Marylin Monroe be doing right now if she was alive? Clawing her way out of her coffin.

Justin Beiber is a good singer

A seal walks into a club.

whats the difference between ur mom and my mom? nothing i slept with both of them

How many dinosaurs does it take to fill a pool? I don't know and no one will know as they are extinct organisms

The adventures of Helen Keller:

whats the best kind of chocolate bar? a larsbar

What did the fat girl use on Wii Fit? Cheat Codes.

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