- Anti Joke

Why did the man pee his pants? Because he was paralyzed from the waist down and had no way of feeling

I don't know about the rest of you, but I HATE funerals.

what did mohammed say to Jesus? nothing they lived in completly different time periods

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a serial killer.

How do chinese people call the firemen? By phone.

Q: What did Mr. Spoke say when Captain Kirk was raping him? A: "Ouch! Ouch! Captain, this is so illogical!"

if dragonflies have purple toe nails, then how many pancakes does it take to build a doghouse? canada, because snakes don't have armpits!

What's the difference between a leopard and a coffee table? There is no difference. They both have four legs.

Johnny has 32 cookies. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes, Johnny has diabetes.

What was Tyler's last name? Grzesik.

why did the mokey fall out of the tree because it was dead.

An asian and a black guy walked into a bar. An ambulance rushed to their aid as they were in great pain and had a slight chance of becoming paraplegic.

How many Pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1. and "pollack" is a derogatory term that could be fond offensive to some people.

What did the athiest get for christmas? Well he shouldn't get anything becuase he doesn't belive in jesus.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is big white and hurts when it falls on you out of tree? A refrigerator

What did the man say when he had sex for the first time "So how come I'm the one with the vagina"?

What's better than eating an orange? Anal sex with Kim Kardashian.

1,000 people get out of a plane , who hits the ground first? The DEAD guy!!!!

A man walk to the store and buys some clothes.

Roses Are Red , Violets Are Blue , Go Die .

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. ----- Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.