- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wht did noah7262 cross the road? to abandon his friends and play Modern Warfare 3 on xbox live. asshole.

What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

Dislike this joke for a cookie However if you like this joke you dont get a cookie

Your mom is so fat she decided to get out of bed and exercise because she realized her health would become serious and wanted ot do something about it.

why was the boy sad He was just abused by his parents and had aids

A dog walks into a forest and sees a whale. The dog asks "aren't you supposed to be in the ocean?" The whale replies, "yes."

What do you call two Japanese men digging through rubble? Worried family members of missing relatives due to the recent devastating tragedy in the island nation of Japan.

yo mama is so fat that a kid said to her ' The White Buddha Has Returned'

Why did my ex-husband get fired from the m&m factory? He was throwing away all the W's.

What do you call a dog with no legs? A dog.

What happened when Suzy fell off the swing? She hurt herself.

A man accidentally chops his thumb off while preparing his dinner for the night. He immediately calls an ambulance and has his thumb preserved which is later reattached back onto his hand. He then continues his dream career as a solo pianist.

Shea's sty....

Want to hear an anti-joke? Yes. Well I'm not going to tell you one.

What's worse than getting AIDS from your boyfriend? Getting AIDS from your brother.

What happened when the black woman moved to the front of the bus? There were no seats available but everyone was very nice about it. She also asked for gum. Somebody did have gum. Which was nice.

What did chad do when he found the grape? He ate it.

Doctor Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains! Really? Well that's the least of your problems. Your test came up HIV positive.

Two elephants were out flying. Then one elephant said to the other: My grandmother has a pink toothbrush!

Why was the baseball player happy? He got married.

What happened to the convict on death row? He died

My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

How does Hitler like his juice? With pulp

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

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