Womens rights.

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So there were these two ovens in a muffin. One oven said "Holy fuck it's muffiny in here." The other oven said "Holy fuck a talking oven!"

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roses are red violets are blue your mum is a whore as are you:)

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Why did a little kid have a long face Because his face was stretched out by a truck wheel

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Why did the man Jump of a bridge? Because he got sick of his life and he wanted to die.

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why was the little boy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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What happens when Chuck Norris jumps in the air? He lands.

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what did the doctor say to another doctor? we are doctors

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How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? none, you can't see them in the dark. Vincent

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knock,knock whos there? teddybear. teddybear who? a teddybear killed your family.

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What did the doctor say to the recently diagnosed AIDS patient? I'm sorry there is nothing we can do.

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Why didn't the young child commiserate the death of his grandparents after they were simultaneously crippled by a tremendous avalanche whilst skiing? He didn't exist.

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want to get screwed for four years? VOTE REFUGLYCAN!

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Two Lawyers were talking to one another. The first lawyer said, "Wow this is the fourth case I've won in a row!" The other lawyer did not know how to respond because of the men the other lawyer put in jail had escaped from jail and already killed the lawyer's family.

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The adventures of HAROLD THE MONGOOSE: Harry dug a hole. He did not like that hole so he dug a new one. He liked that hole so he did not dig another one. Harry slept on a rock. He did not like that rock. So he smashed it with a ham. Harry found a new rock. He liked that rock so he didn't smash it with a ham. Harry ate a snake. He did not like that snake so he regurgitated it. Harry ate another snake. He liked that snake so he did not regurgitate it. Harry encountered a bush. He did not like that bush. Unfourtianately for Harry, that Bush became president.

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What did they do with the drunken sailor? Gave him the sack, which meant he could no longer provide for his family.

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What's worst than finding a repeated joke on anti-joke? Finding a grammatical error on anti-joke.

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Why was Little Timmy crying ? He dropped his ice cream. Why did he drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus. Knock-Knock! Who's there? Not Little Timmy.

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What do you call a Mexican with a lawnmower? The guy I'm thinking of is named Pedro. He works hard and takes care of his family.

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Q. How do you know when you've had too much too drink? A. Your dead(No because when your dead you can't think.)

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What happened when the old man fell off the roof? He died....

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The original anti joke. What is jeopardy?

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse then the Holocaust? Two Holocausts

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Dave:Hi Mark:Hi

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