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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has four wheels and flies? A flying car.

why was the little boy crying? He had dead mice shoved up his asshole.

What's the difference a black person and a park bench? A park bench is a object and a black person is human.

Why do jews have big noses? Because the air is free!

A 14 year old boy's mother walks into his room whilst he is naked. The boy requests for his mother to leave; so she apologizes and leaves as the whole incident was rather embarrasing.

What did the ghost say to the black man? nothing. He just shot him.

Q: a man in a camry runs over his wife. who's fault is it? A: toyota and their breaks.

A man walks into a convenient store and asks the cashier where the toilet paper is. She says aisle five. He goes down aisle five and there's no toilet paper.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? - Nothing This homeless man got a gift for his Birthday. What happened to the gift? - It got stolen the following day What did this homeless man get for New Year? - Still nothing Get real.

What's black, hairy, and full of hate? Hitler's moustache.

How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a PS3? Michael was a succesful dancer, singer-songwriter, musician, and philanthropist, whereas a PS3 is a games console.

What's wet and sticky? I don't know, glue or something.

what do you call a black man with a job? dont know, has never happened.

Why Jimmy doesn't listen to his mother? Because he's deaf

what is racecar backwards in reverse

Q:What did the midget say to the toll booth operator? A: Is your family dead too?

Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

Three politicians walk into a sports bar. Suddenly, everyone is watching the Stanley Cup playoffs.

What's better then finding an apple in the Holocaust? Finding a tunnel under the fence.

So a man and his wife were in a horrible car accident. The man died, so why isn't the wife mourning his death? Because she is also dead. But, do you know who did mourn and cry over this horrible tragedy? Their children, other family members, and friends.

Why were you in an igloo? I don't know, why were you?

Have you heard the one about the fat woman and the dead baby? The woman was actually pregnant, not fat, and just had a miscarriage.

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

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