Chris Bosh's neck

When life hands me beef, I make lemon stew.

Juan got hit by a truck Knock Knock Who's there? Juan's brother coming to stab you in the abdomen.

Connor is such a dope, he doesn't even know Betty White jokes aren't funny.

a young boy with no arms or legs log rolls himself outside where he gets struck by lightning

What's the meaning of life? I don't know.

Q: Whats black and white and red all over? A: I am unsure for I am color blind.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? when people don't understand the concept of anti-jokes and post real jokes

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself pink and throw green banana at her.

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

What happens when a black guy jumps you? Well its no diffrent to when anyone else jumps you!

What do you give hobos? Febreeze

What's the difference between a jew and pizza? A Jew is human and pizza is food.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Whats big orange and likes to eat rocks? a big orange rock eater

a group of mormons walk into a bar... just kidding mormons aren't aloud to drink.

A man tells a blonde "you are what you eat" and she replies "well, i don't think I've eaten any sexy beasts today.'

everyone dislike this

Everything's looking fine, ma'am. Hope to see you again real soon.

Why is it stupid to call your son Bethany? It is commonly a girl's name.

I have tuberculosis because Ebola is too mainstream.

Why did Visellet stop eating cherries? Because she choked on a pit and died.

What did little Timmy get for Christmas? Abandoned

Why isn't Abraham Lincoln on Mount Rushmore? Because he doesn't have a helicopter and he's dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...