- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust No, the Holocaust never even happened, you're an idiot.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a house? A: That depends how hard you throw them... Q: Whats worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees...

It got hit by a rocket.

Wats rong with yo leg.....

What did the blind, deaf and dumb boy get for Christmas? Cancer

Roses are red Violets are blue I have ADD Oooh a cloud

Why'd Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There Not Sally Why was the boy sad? Because he dropped his ice cream cone Why'd he drop his ice cream cone? Because he got ran over by a bus Why'd he get run over by a bus? BECAUSE SALLY WAS DRIVING

A man drinks a java while using Java His java was hot, making him spill on his laptop Blue screen of death

Knock Knock Who's there? Jeff Oh hey Jeff, come on in

what did the girl get with her blueberry waffles? blue waffles.

Knock Knock Who's there? UPS you have a package from Amazon. \ Oh, Thanks, where do I sign? Right here. Ok, thanks, have a nice day. Thanks you too.

John Cena for president

why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

I got a joke for ya. George W. Bush was our president. He is a joke, but no one is laughing.

Knock, Knock Come in

what is black and white and red all over? a group of people of mixed races playing paintball.

Whats hard and long and used to penetrate women? A hypodermic needle.

What do you call a fly without wings? Injured and left for dead.

what do u call something black and hanging from a tree.............................. a black guy

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the first monkey? why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure.

Why couldn't the pirate play poker? Poker is a tricky game - maybe he'd never been taught how to play.

A white man, a black man, and a Mexican board a plane. The white man watches the on-flight film. The black man watches the on-flight film. The Mexican also watches the on-flight film. At the end of a long flight, they leave the plane and go do whatever it is they planned to do at their destination.

How did the man lose his arm? beacuse of the five year old with a knife obsesion standing right beind you at this minute...

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