- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q.A zebra somehow managed to get out of the zoo and started running all around the town. After some time he saw a zebra crossing(not an original zebra crossing the road but the black and white stripes)on the road.He stoppped suddenly.WHY? A. He was too tired to run any more!!!

What do you call a purple apple? Bruised.

What happens when a blind man walking crashes in to man that's talking to his gang ? He wakes up in a ditch

Why did the chicken cross the road. Because the grocery store only sold pork

world society

What is Green and smells like Yellow Paint Green Paint

roses are red violets are blue im in class i shouldnt be on this

Why did the gay kid drop his ice cream Because he got punched in the face.

What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

what is the difference between a a person and a book? people can walk

Bugs dance, so do ants, Oh my glob it’s Adventure Time!

What's Gay and has a penis? Justin Bieber, I lied about the penis

Peter was sitting on a bench. He had a bag of 10 sweets and was eating them slowly. John and Anthony both wanted some, but Peter wanted to still have sweets left over. How many did he give them both? None. He's that selfish.

A blind man accidentally walks into a gay bar. The bartender escorted him out and pointed him in the right direction.

If 1+1=2, then you must have passed first grade arithmetic.

Roses are red, Violets are red, you are a liar, oh wait you're not!! MY BACKYARD'S ON FIRE

Knock-Knock Who's there? Ketchup. Ketchup who? Ketchup-mustard.

what do you call a attractive blond haired girl who sings songs. pixie lott

DING DONG! Did you have to ring the doorbell? You just ruined a good knock knock joke!

What do you call a deer with no eyes? extremely unfortunate...

Roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you

Who ever invented the "Knock- Knock jokes" should get a "No-bell prize"

what did the ghost say to the bee boo-bee

-What did the old lady have for dinner? -Dementia

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