- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a cow off a swing? Hit it with an axe.

knowck knowck whos there? shea shea who? shea...duh!

Why was billy made fun of his whole life? Because he's mentally retarded

Was that last joke funny? Well this one isn't.

Roses are red Violets are blue I like pussy Because it feels really good when I stick my penis inside her vaginal opening

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Yo momma is so ugly that she uses it as motivation to work hard and thus for achieve more than a lot of whores do

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Why can't sluts count to 70? Well, slut is a derogative term for prostitutes, and most prostitutes are people that had rough, often traumatising childhoods. Many ran away from home at an early age, thus leaving them devoid of a proper education.

Q: Why does the blonde have the biggest tits in the third grade? A: Because she's 21

why did the pirate have a patch? to crack the software he had downloaded

What do you call a panda without a head? Dead.

what did the man say to the other man when he saw a dinosaur look.

What word is always spelled wrongly? None of them. Every word has been spelled right at some point.

What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

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What mother loved her son so much, she gave him a scar on his forehead for it? Lily Potter.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic and i am too

Why did sally fall of the swing? She had no arms or legs Knock knock who's there? Not sally

Just admit it. one time in ur life u pretended that the floor was lava and the only way to survive was on the couch.

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have five fingers The third one's for you

What do you call Mary in a wheelchair ... virgin mobile

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