- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wanna hear a funny story? Sure. Ok,

What did the black man say to his wife? Nothing, she had died earlier that year after a long battle with cancer.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Roses are red

Paddy Englishmen, Paddy Irishmen and Paddy Scotsman walk into a bar. They realise that they all share a common name and make a casual joke about it.

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

What did the captcha tell me to write? Tepsyto Dora

Have you heard the one of the two headed man an the horse? Neither have I

What sucks more than being married? Being shot in both kneecaps

Two men walk into a bar. The first one says, "I'll have some H2O!" The second man says "I'll have some H2O too!" Both men get water, because the bartender knows better than to give someone dihydrogen dioxide.

A Jew, a Catholic, and a Muslim walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What'll you have?" The Jew says, "I'll have a whiskey straight." The Catholic says, "I'll have a vodka tonic." The Muslim says, "I can't drink it's against my religion and I really shouldn't be here."

Why was six afraid of seven. It wasnt because numbers cant possible show emotions. I

What do you say to a girl with two black eyes? Nothing you haven't already said twice.

Whats long and red all over? This Cut on my arm, i should get it checked out.

You're as useful as Baby P's dummy.

Whats white and can't climb trees? Yogurt.

Why did the Pakistani man cry when the Nigerian man was killed in a terrorist attack? They were lovers.

A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. “Mother, where do babies come from?” The mother than explains to the daughter the logistics of sex. The daughter seems to comprehend and walk away leaving the mother to cook.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a gun, Get in the van.

I read my Uncle an anti-joke. He is still wondering why it made no sense to him.

The next sentence is true. The last sentence was a lie.

Why couldn't Billy see the show? Because Billy is blind.

Knock, Knock Whos There, Jews, Jes who, Whould you like some jews with that.

There were a dog and a cat in a family house. The dog turned to the cat and said .. nothing because a dog can not speech the human language.

how does hitler drink soup ? with a spoon

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