What did the twin towers order from the pizzeria? Two large Plane

why did the chicken cross the street i dont know thats why im asking you

A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

You know why Michael J. Fox makes really good milkshakes? ... because he uses the best ingredients

How many lawyers does it take to screw in a lightbulb One because lawyers are usually well educated and know how to screw in a lightbulb

Q: what's green and fluffy? A: green fluff

What's worse then three frogs playing leap frog? Nothing that would be awesome

What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red shirt.

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Because he is no longer alive.

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley.

Women are only good for two things... Being raped and being raped in the ass.

A: Knock Knock. B:Whose there? A:Jehovah witness!

Jack and Jill went up the hill to have some hanky panky , but silly Jill forgot her pill so now there's little Frankie...

What did the black man get for Kwanza? AIDS

What happens when you put the batteries in BACKWARDS in the Energizer Bunny? Nothing. Nothing happens when you insert batteries backwards

Why was the man struck by lightning? Josh Mathai was there.

Why did Steven Hawking walk into a bar? He didn't he can't walk

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent

There was a mexican man and a chinese man, They walked into a bomb shop and bought three bombs, then left.

Help i have fallen and i cannont get up Life alert life alert To bad just sit there we dont care

What was in the magical purple teapot? Two dying pelicans.

A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

why does pink turn into blue it doesnt you just get hit by a frigde because you cried whe you got shot several times

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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