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How do you know if an elephant has been in your fridge? If it is laying in pieces around the crumbled wreckage of your house. [L]

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What did the cashier say to the blonde? That will be $5.39, would you like a receipt?

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Q: What did Nala say to Simba during the stampede? A: Nothing. She was nowhere to be found during that scene.

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks "what will you have". The man says "Friendship" and bursts out crying. At this point he is making a scene and security will have too be called.

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Why did little Jimmy drop his ice cream ? He got hit by a bus.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where was sally during the bombing? Everywhere!

What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A victim of an alcohol related car accident

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari ? I don't have a Ferrari in my basement.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the crossing gaurd allowed him to

What is the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family

what can't see and has four eyes? a blind kid born with four eyes

What did the korean guy order at the deli? A sandwich

What's black and self-describing? The words of this joke.

a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the span of 5 hours.

How do you know if an elephant has been in your fridge? If it is laying in pieces around the crumbled wreckage of your house. [L]

What did the cashier say to the blonde? That will be $5.39, would you like a receipt?

Why are bacon and eggs good. Because Toasters are silver

What did the boy say when he could'nt find his dog? I wonder where Spot went.

Where did the duck hide its pail? UNDER THE STAIRS!!

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why did the chicken cross the road cause i fucked your mom

Knock Knock the door's open, come in

whats worse then a child with a dead mom? the baby is still inside.

How did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

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What do you call a black man driving a fire truck? A firefighter you racist.

Q: What did Nala say to Simba during the stampede? A: Nothing. She was nowhere to be found during that scene.

A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks "what will you have". The man says "Friendship" and bursts out crying. At this point he is making a scene and security will have too be called.

Why did little Jimmy drop his ice cream ? He got hit by a bus.

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