- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't Santa deliver presents until the night after Christmas? You should go ask someone who knows.

Michael Jackson's favorite places: Toystore Candy shop Playground Amusment parks Kindergarden classroom Orphanige

A man wanted to kill himself.. He did.

A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, it hurts when i poke my leg like this!" The doctor says,"Mm yes, it seems you have taken an arrow to the knee. You'll never walk again."

roses are brown violets are brown who shit on my garden?

Q: What did the duck say to the other duck? A: Quack

There's a cat, a dog, a rat and a goat... I don't know how the goat got in there?

What's red and screams? A peeled baby in a bag of salt.

what did the cheese say to the other cheese nothing cheese can't talk

nolan is gay

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my basement.

what did the girl say after she got hit by a bus, nothing she was dead

James: They say attitudes are contagious. Bill: How do you know? James: My whole family caught it and they will all die within 2 weeks.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Suzy has no arms! Knock Knock! Who's There? The Holocaust

A baby seal walks into a club. The man holding the club skins him and makes a lot of money.

Wht did noah7262 cross the road? to abandon his friends and play Modern Warfare 3 on xbox live. asshole.

How do you kill a jew? Same way you would anyone

A drunkard stumbles into the bar. Now he's got thousand's of dollars in medical bills.

what is sadder than lost in a ps4 game ? Your mom's funeral, she died in a horrible accident yesterday

What do you get when you combine lemons, sugar and water? Lemons, sugar, and water

What's the difference between a black man and a park seat? A park seat can support a family

how do you turn your dishwasher into a garbage disposal? make her take out the trash.

America. A land where if a girl sexual harrasses a guy would be a good thing.

Why did the blonde ask the doctor if she should get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anal surgery is the only solution.

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