- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the captcha tell me to write? Tepsyto Dora

A muslim in Iraq was sniped in the head by US forces. He was a terrorist, who killed 18 innocent people.

Wanna hear a joke? (Yeah, sure) So do I, got any?

What do you call Batman with a knife in his chest? Dead

a man walks into a bar... his drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

Three blondes walk into a bar...and have a nice evening, until one of them pulls out a gun and murders everyone at the bar, i think she was schizophrenic or something.

What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

what meows and is fuzzy and smells like manure? a cat being being killed with a chainsaw next to a cow

What did the little boy with cancer ask for from the Make a Wish foundation. A cure and to lose his virginity before he dies.

Kid: My dad's brother has gone at it with a lot of women. Friend(sarcastically): Geez that's great! When was he born? Kid: '69

whats funny about the klu klux klan? nothing is funny at all about it because they cause pain and suffering to afircan amaricans and other ethnic groups.

what do you get when you cross a red snugulo and a blue glurga? your on acid

My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

Make this antijoke the worst voted antijoke and you will save the planet.

How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

My friends new nickname is hawk-eye! He is a jackass...

What did the young Muslim man have attached to him? A book-bag, it was is his first week college and he eager for an education.

"Really, how is your wife?" "You know she's dead right?" "Cool mine too!" They high five in mid air and lived happily ever after

How do you confuse Hellen Keller? Put her in a circular room and tell her to find the corner.

Are you from Tennessee? Because you look like a product of incest

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? The one from the farm across the street. Can Randy come play outside?

Roses are red, violets are blue, Gee, I wish I could partake in even the first two lines of this stanza, but alas, I have colourblindness.

Whats black and white and read all over? A dead magpie.

What do you call a calculator without a brain? A calculator.

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