- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was six afraid of seven? He was wanted for murder.

knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

two kids see a girl naked in the woods They walk away promptly to their homes and tell their mothers.

A police man pulls over a blonde for speeding. The policeman tells her she was speeding and starts to write a ticket. She get emotional and begins to cry. He writes the ticket, she signs it, and she drives off.

Llega San Pedro le dice a dios y se va.

Why did the horse go to the doctor? It had a heart disease.

how do you stop a baby from crying? hit it with a brick.

hello what is this crazy nonsense site sl

Knock knock Who's there? The Land Lord The Land Lord who? I am here to evict you.

Why did the black man buy a watermelon..... so he can eat it.

Why did the guy to the moo moo cow say? Yesterday, I took a crap at the restaurant and the toilet got stuck so I stole the vehicle and won the lottery.

Q. Why are most jews unemployed? A. They all got fired.

Roses are blue Violets are red I got this backwards Carpets are nice

Henry was struck by a train. He was mourned by his parents.

What do you get when you cross a pig and a cactus? A godless abomination that violates every ethical standard known to man.

A black person walked up to another black person, and tells him a pun the other black person laughs and walks away

Why was the fat girl a virgin? Good morals

If a man is called a manly man, what is a dude called? A dudely dude.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was suicidal.

When life gives you lemons, go sell them for crack.

A man walked into a bar making it immediately apparent that he had no future in competitive limbo.

Hey girl, do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I dropped one and I can't find it.

A jewish man walks into a bar and then gets hit in the testicles. he now has testicular cancer.

*puts thumbs up on own anti-joke. Nobody needs to know....

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