What did the black man say to the Jew? Hi.

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What is round and bad-tempered? A vicious circle

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Knock knock who's there I killed your family

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What fires shots? A gun

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What is funnier than an anti-joke? My SAT scores.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She had finished her breakfast and had to get to her job as a firefighter.

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Q: What is black and can't support a family? A: A bowling ball

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Whats the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? The Porsche isn't in my garage

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how many scrubbers does it take to change a light bulb ? 2 , 1 to change it , and 1 to make it smell piss

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how do you know when an elephant been in your refridgrator The door wont close

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Why was the Africanan boy hungry? Because food is hard to come by in Africa.

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What did Batman say to Robin before going into the Batmobile? Get in the car.

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Who like vibrating dildos? Cammy

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there was a black man his head looked like a peanut

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Bear walks into bar and says to eagle may I have a................... drink eagle says why the long pause hohahahohahahohaha

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roses are red violets are blue ur mom just died and u will 2

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why was the boy sad? because his penis was stapled to a coffee table

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Only steers and queers come from Texas and i dont see any horns on you so what does that mean? It means I am not a Minotaur.

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What do you can a Brazilian woman wearing a bikini? It depends on the case, but usually Brazilian women are named "Maria", "Ana", "Júlia" and many others kinds of names, with their root being hispanic, portguese and latin lenguages. Respectively, the names quoted have the English translation being "Mary", for Maria, "Anne", for Ana, and July, for Júlia.

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:)I will always assist you in whatever you ever want. :(I want to kill you!

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Do gingers have souls ? No, Gingers are a myth made up in the 13th centuary to scare little kids.

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Q) How do you get 100 midgets into a Mini? A)You have to manufacture a Mini large enough to accommodate 100 midgets. It wouldn't be street-legal, but at least the problem of getting 100 midgets into a Mini is solved. Q) Did you hear about the two guys who wanted to go to Paris? A) They didn't go! Q) Why did the boy throw his Television out the window? A) Cause it was completely broken. Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. An orange. <<< This is the ultimate tough anti-joke Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Red paint. Q) What did the Hobo get for Xmas? A) Nothing

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So a white president,a mexican president, and a black president,are on a plane and its going down. The white president wishes he was a dove, and he flies away to safety. Then the mexican president wishes he was an eagle and he flies away to safety. Then the black president falls out the plane and says o s**t and turns into poop.

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What do you call a zebra with no stripes? A zebra with no stripes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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