What did the flower say to the flowerpot? Nice weather we're having

Hello, my name is John, and you are reading this paragraph. Find the mistake...

Knock Knock Who's There? Peyton Peyton who? Peyton Manning

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Half a worm... What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being Gang-raped!

What do the Africans have for breakfast? Nothing.

Why so serious? Your brother died.

What do you say to a rock? Meow

In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

Why didn't the teenager go to high school? He was murdered

Heard about the dyslexic fellow who sold his soul to Santa? That worked out OK, but Christmas was hell.

what do you call ten white people on a bench ten white people sitting on a bench, possibly eating their lunch

Vagina cream... end of story

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? Fuck you.

What's worse than the Holocaust? • • • Stubbing your toe.

There's nothing more natural than the coals under the fire...

Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because she's been bound and gagged by kidnappers who are holding her for ransom.

YOU

How do you wake Lady Gaga up? You poke-er--face....pokerface.

Q:What happens when you choke a smurf? A: Nothing because smurfs dont exist

http://www.google.com/imgres?q=harry+styles+funny&hl=en&safe=active&biw=1024&bih=398&gbv=2&tbm=isch&tbnid=lc8_fNCatYHOqM:&imgrefurl=http://www.vervegirl.com/harry-being-typical-harry/&docid=86Gw8eNJ73tOYM&imgurl=http://www.vervegirl.com/cms/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/harry-styles-300.jpg&w=300&h=400&ei=q4vHT9XwHYL48gSJoJzJDw&zoom=1

why was 6 afraid of 9? because 7 ate 9 and 6 is afraid of ghosts

What does a black guy get for Christmas? Everything you own

How come Billy can only swim in circles? His right arm and right leg were amputated because he scraped his left arm.

Why did the elephant not do 9/11? Because he drank a hispanic turtle.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...