one of my best friends is blind and hasn't been able to see anything hhis entire life but he can hear a hummingbird from 50 yards away i mean, talk about worthless..

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Where do bees go to the bathroom? In the hive - they're incontinent.

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why were the girls confused? they were in a logic class and couldn't seem to find the irrationality chapter in the book

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YO MAMMA SO SKINNY SHE HULA-HOOP THIER A CHEERIO

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What boy with no arms get on his birthday? Lego.

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roses are red violets are blue i am black and so r u

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A man is taking a shower in jail where he drops the soap. He proceeds to pick the soap up and cleans the rest of his body, puts his orange jumpsuit on and returns to his cell.

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Stat1st1cs sh0w 0ne 1n f1ve pe0ple d0n't understand b1nary

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Correctional officer asks an inmate. "Does your elevator go all the way up"? Inmate replied. I don't know we always use the stairs.

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why did the guy throw his clock out the window? because he wanted to see a clock fall out the window

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What did the guy say to the girl when she was on her knees? Stop playing with it put it in your mouth

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the moment right after you finish the last harry potter and remember the world wasn't saved and you still have cancer

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A man lying in bed at night rolls over and starts rubbing his wife's back. She says, "Not tonight, honey, I have a headache." Her husband respected her wishes and went to sleep.

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why do we have school? 2 learn duh y r u even askin? ur STOOPIDE!

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What's worse than holocaust jokes? The Rwandam Genocide.

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What's black and hangs from my tree? A black man. I am a racist.

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Whats 1+1? The answer!

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what is the worst thing a bout four black men driving a Cadillac off a cliff? they were my friends

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Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

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I also wanted to write a joke but I forgot it so here I am. Minecraft rocks and everyone who says otherwise is a noob

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A Chinese man a Mexican and an American are all on a plane. They are all trying to get rid of stuff they have to much of in their country. The chinese man throws out a bowl of rice and says " we have to many of these in our country" the mexican throws out a taco and says " we have to many of these in our country" the American throws out the mexican and says "we have to many of these in our country"

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When life gives you lemons.... Don't eat them, because you're probable hallucinating, and you don't know where they came from.

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My favorite color is Ham. And I can count to Potato.

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