What did the man say to the young, blond athletic girl walking by? "Hi."

What was the last song those aboard the Titanic sang? "Staying alive"

Why does beonce say to the left, to the left. she doesnt she sings it.

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication

What did Helen Keller name her dog? jhdfsuigtreyuiertfguiryhg

what has small feet? a human being with a tiny proximity of feet matter.

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whats worse than finding a worm in apple? being chased by retards

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

Did you hear the one about the bus driver? Me neither

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Which way do 4 gay guys walk South then past the milkbar then around the corner

A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods, the bear asks the rabbit does shit stick to your fur? The rabbit says no, so the bear wipes his ass on the rabbit

Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7? A: He wasn't, it turns out 7 was afraid of 6 because 6 beat 7 up in high school

Yo mama so fat.

Dear Rubix Cube, DONE!! Sincerely, Colorblind

Your mama's so stupid because she has down syndrome.

How do you make Bill Gates poor? You take all of his money

How Do You Fart Eat Beans

Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

How did Bob survive the plane crash? He didn't

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