- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue the sugar bowls empty so is your head

Your moms so dumb that she has cancer..... wait thats racist

what do u call a black guy who sells drugs a pharmacist

I'm gay.

Three men went into a bar; one was blind, another deaf and the third was mute. The blind guy said "Did you SEE that?" The deaf guy said "WHAT?" And the mute said "...."

An English man, a German man and a Canadian man stood on the edge of a cliff. The English and German both jump off. What happens then? The Canadian says "they were serious?!" and runs away to fake his death and live the rest of his life as Frank Brown.

Why did the police officer decide to eat a donut? Because he was slightly hungry, but a meal seemed too much for him.

Why did Elsa go into hiding. She died

Boy 1: Hey do you want my last chewing gum? Boy 2: Yeah please! Boy 1: Same. The boy continues to eat the chewing gum and finishes his shit wandering why the boy walked into the same cubicle as him.

Why did the boy jump in the van? Because his parents had just been in a terrible car accident.... There where 2 fatalities.

Dislike this joke for a cookie However if you like this joke you dont get a cookie

What did the husband say when his wife startled him as she appeared coming out of the kitchen? You scared me.

Did you hear about the guy who lost his arm and leg in a car crash? Well, he just died in hospital. RIP.

What do you say to the man break dancing?? You don't, call an ambulance he is having an epileptic fit.

chuck norris and superman had a bet. Chuck norris immediatley won because superman is a fictional character played by an actor. Chuck norris then decided to have a bet with the actor that played superman and lost

ME NAME IS JEFF

Billy Idol walks into a New York City Bar. He snorts lines of coke with his comrades in the bathroom and continues his night by having sex with attractive underage females

An American, Mexican, and Chinese men are each asked to throw something off a cliff that they have too much of. The Chinese threw off rice. The Mexican threw off tacos. And the Americans.. Well.. They threw off the Mexicans.

How does a bird grow gills if you're riding a peanut. A fridge.

Q. What do birds and a mouse have in common... A. Nothing there two different species

Mr. Wonder, optimism is seeing the glass as half full, pessimism as seeing the glass half empty, and realism as not seeing the glass at all.

Why did the black men chase the chicken ? Because it wondered out of a barn.

What is the difference between a pizza and a Black guy? A pizza can serve a family of four.

Have you seen the movie "Gay Men Say No"? Oh yes, that is very insightful documentary on the modern day struggles of homosexuality.

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