- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a drunk, blind, deaf monkey driving a car? A bloody good driver!

What does the color 9 smell like? Purple, because aliens don't wear hats

What did Batman say when he saw Robin? Hey look it's Robin

Knock-knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

Why doesn't God answer prayers? God does answer prayers, but He does not want you to have everything you want just by asking it, He wants you to work for what you have, everything happens for a reason. ... Nah, it's because God does not exist.

Rock a by baby, In a tree top When the wind blows The cradle will rock, When the bough breaks The cradle will fall And down will come baby Dying on impact.

Why do Asian men love noodles? Noodles are delicious!

Why did Sally fall off the swingset? she had no arms... Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

Fill in the blank: Hello my name is ___, and today I would like to ask you why you put your real name in the blank? Posted by: BerserkSpoon

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad with colours Nice tits

who sells coke and ruins lives? Vagina Parker

What did the leper say to the prostitute? "How much?! No thanks, I think I'll shop around."

Why did the pervert cross the road? Because he couldn't get his knob out of the chicken.

what did the Nazi say to the Jew? I hate you

Why did we invade Afghanistan? Because we hate arabs.

why did the chicken cross the street dude get your facts right it is the road ok well why did the chicken cross the street LEAVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

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Why didn't the dinosaur cross the road? Because they are extinct and roads did not exist when they were alive.

Why did the man fail to enter the CAPTCHA phrase correctly? Because he was actually a bot, and bots are typically prohibited from accessing information on most public web sites.

One day a man walked into a wall

There once was a man from Duluth who's never did rhyme. They were often too short.

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