- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. ( to heaven )

Why didn't the sperm cell cross the road? It died from the intense heat.

True or False : it would not cause a public disturbence to express your pornography to the public??? ture. pornography is the freedom of speech and ability to express oneself

How do you get rid of black elephants? Arrest it for being black.

Why was little Tommy scared? Because he'd just been abducted by a psychopathic rapist.

Q: What do you call a colour blind person that smells like green paint? A: A painter

What did one prostitute say to the other prostitute? I'm dying of AIDS

What's the object with the most points according to science and math? A sphere.

How did I do in the running events? Not that good, I'm a paraplegic.

Why did Muhammad pray to Jesus? Because he has low self esteem and didn't believe in himself.

So there's a black man riding a bike down the street. A police officer pulls him over to tell him that his back tire seems to be flat. The black man says thank you, and continued riding his bike. Later, he would repair his tire.

Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

What is the difference between John and John Nothing

What is the difference between a duck and a cow? One is an aquatic fowl and the other is a farmland mammal.

What happens when you cross a Labrador and a Poodle. A species of dog that has been cross bred.

Q.How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A.You don't. You kill her.

roses are red, violets are blue. sunflowers are yellow, i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts.

If you give a mouse a cookie... ...youre ruining its natural diet. it might die.

Red are roses, blue are violets I'm dislexic.

Elephants can't jump higher than the tallest building. You know why? It's because buildings can't jump.

what did the policeman say to an armed robber? you can go, as long as you don't hurt my doughnuts

what is red white and blue? the french flag

Q. What happened to the women who cut her finger? A. she got staff infection and died.

What did the hooker get for Christmas ? AIDS.

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