why did sally fall off the swings she had no arms knock knock whos there not sally

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What does Kim Kardashian and a Navy Vessel have in common? They are both full of seamen!

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Where do 5 gay guys go????? One Direction.

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What did the black man say when a blond walked into the bar? " Hi Molly"

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What did the black man get for Kwanza? AIDS

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Penis knuckle.

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What's Donald Trump's favorite color? Green.

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a cat a dog and a penis meet up. The cat said ur lucky, when you have to pee u can go wherever you want. the dog said your lucky you can go in a litter box. the penis said your lucky u dont have to put a ballon over your head and do pushups till you throw up!!!

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1st person: What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? 2nd person: I don't know 1st person: A Jew is a follower of the zionist faith and a pizza is a popular food invented in Italy and comes with your choice of several delicious toppings. 2nd person: But not all Jews follow zionism 1st person: Well some places restrict your choice of toppings. Whats your point?

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how do you make holy water? you burn the hell out of it

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What did the fat guy say after his weight-reduction surgery? I'm gonna sue the clown pants out of McDonalds

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why does everyone like this website? ... because every other joke a little baby is dying.

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For every person with a broken heart, there is another person out there with a stapler <3 And that person really needs to staple their math papers together so they can turn them in.

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A man and a hobo meet on a narrow path. What does the hobo do? Finds the mans wife and impregnateds her, aborts the baby, takes dead fetus chops it up and makes the man eat it in a salad. While the man is chocking he shotes him and walks on.

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Q: What's the difference between Catholism and Judiasm? A: There are many substantial and vital distinctions between Judaism and Christianity. Of course, there are many similarities as well, primarily because Christianity emerged from Judaism. However, the emergence was not a direct line. Christianity broke from Judaism, forming a new religion, so it is misleading, however comfortable the thought might be, to believe that the two religions are essentially the same, or to see Christianity as the natural continuation of Judaism.

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roses are red violets are blue i suck at poems i like your boobs

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Knock Knock Who's there? Rapist :(

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A white guy, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a Hispanic guy walks into a bar. The white guy orders a beer, the black guy orders a shot of vodka, the Asian guy orders a sake, and the Hispanic guy orders a shot of tequila. They were drinking and having a great time.

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why did the boy die? because he got shot

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What did one apple say to the other? Nothing, it is scientifically proven that apples can't talk.

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Peas

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Q: what did the white man say to the black man? A: hi

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Yo Mama's so fat that she is at risk for diabetes

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