whats every colour and loved by everyone Mario

why was 6 afraid of 7? because if you subtract 6 from 7 only one would survive.

What did the cat say to the hamster? Meow

Why don't gingerbread cookies have souls? Cookies don't have souls.

have u ever have to clean up ur own poop? me niether.

Patient- Doctor! I feel like a piece of ****! Doctor- What is ****? Patient- It's four dots on the computer screen representing a curse word. Doctor- What computer screen?

knock knock whose there? i don't know...

roses are red violets are blue i like movies get me a taco

What's sad about a mexican man dying in a car crash? He had a family that loved and cared for him.

what did the thief say to the man that lost his car? i stole your car.

A construction worker walks into a bar. Lucky he was wearing his hard hat.

Why do girls enjoy listening to Justin Biebers music? Because he sings moderately well and appeals to a younger audience.

What did the orphan boy get for Christmas? Cancer. What did he get for his birthday? He didn't make it that far...

What did the orange say to the apple? Nothing, fruits can't talk.

This is an anti-joke.

What did the rake say to the shovel? Nothing, they're both inanimate objects.

Why did Peter Piper pick a peck of pickled peppers? Peppers help strengthen his immune system.

Why did Helen Kellers dog run away? It didn't. She did not own a dog.

How do you get a horse to stop humping your leg? Pick it up and suck its dick.

A woman walked into a college.....which wasn't suprising because she never learned to read

why was the man afraid of the tree? Because it ate his mother!!!!!!

What happened to The Guy when he got pissed on he was wet

Knock Knock. (No answer) Knocker: " I guess the resident of this home isn't home at this hour."

Its not a big mistake at all, if people do not want to get hypnotized you cant hypnotize them, or so I thought...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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