- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothin. You already told her twice.

Yo mama so old, she might die soon

Q:what did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? other person: What? A:how am i suppose to know I'm not a lawyer.

What's the difference between Rick Perry and a toaster? One is a republican presidential candidate, while the other is an electrical appliance.

What do a squirrel and a cigarette have in common? -They are both perfectly harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire.

whats worse than a kane nothing

Why did the man visit 4chan? He heard about it from a coworker and was curious about what it was.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He has to on his commute to work. He is a taxpaying citizen who does his 8-5 job to try and cut out a decent living for his wife and kids, so stop questioning the route that he takes to get to work.

Why didn't Jesus like Pizza? Because Pizza doesn't exist.

a black man is chasing a white man,, "sir you dropped your wallet'!!

Your momma's so fat, she has just been diagnosed with Chronic renal failure.

Whats the difference between cats and dogs? ....cats suck

Friends are like potato, when you eat them die.

Why did the girl gO shopping?! Because she got paid and wanted to blow(;

Hi. P.S: You have aids. P.P.S: Purple penis pumpernickel pie puppets.

A blackman and an asian are walking down the street they pass eachother exchange looks and continue on with their day

Knock knock whos there Ewan Gudgeon Shoots Himself cause cannot live with hearing tht name

Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

Why did the man fall off his bike? Because he wasn't on a bike.

Why did the little girl drop her ball? Because she was done playing with it.

I was just entering the toilet in a transport cafe just as a lorry driver was coming out. "I wouldn't go in there mate if I was you" he said "Why does it smell?" I enquired "No I've just murdered a prostitute"

KONY 2012

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light-bulb? I'm melting!

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

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