- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the horse drop its ice cream Because it doesnt have thumbs so it cant hold the ice cream

your mom is so fat jesus couldnt even lift her spirits

I've just been struck by an enormous bolt of lightning. I am covered in boils and my house is full of frogs. I strongly recommend that when referring to God, always use the upper case 'H' on all personal pronouns.

Q. Why did the man walk away from his wife? A. Because he wanted to walk away from his wife.

What did the nerd say to the cheerleader? Wouldn't you like to know? Mind your own business.

Knock Knock Whose there? Its John

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What is the difference between Sarah Jessica Parker and a horse? Sarah Jessica Parker is a human being who is also a very skilled actress A horse is a animal which is usualy kept in a barn

What's worse than one cat stuck in a tree? Getting raped

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Whats the difference between a baby and a sandwhich... I dont rape my sandwhiches before i eat them

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothin. You already told her twice.

What's the difference between black and white people? One is black.

Q: whats the difference between a t.v and a dead baby? A: i don't have a t.v in my garage

A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar and have a friendly argument over their religious beliefs.

A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: "What kind of bread would you like? Brown or white?". Penguins answers: "Well, it doesn't really matter since I came here by car!".

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Why did Tommy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Tommy.

What did the boy with no legs get for Christmas? Dance Dance Revolution

What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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