KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called antee joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

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Why did Billy Bob kidnap Jamal? Because he finds the African American community fascinating and is unable to start up a regular conversation due to the over-amplified stereotype that rednecks usually kidnap and/or kill black people. Therefore, kidnapping Jamal was necessary so that he could have a conversation with him about his heritage and background.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Jane from next door. Hi Jane how can I help you? Just wondering if my sister could use the spare spot on your drive tomorrow afternoon around 3pm? She is coming round for tea. I'm very sorry but my wife is due back around that time. Not a problem, thanks anyway. Have a great day. Bye Jane, see you soon, sorry again.

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Q: What's funny about a gay man being raped by men for being gay? A: The man's personality

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HEY.... HEY YOU..... YEA YOU! IM TALKING TO YOU!!! yolo

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What walks on the three legs? Martin, he was born with a tragic birth defect and struggles to make a living.

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Obama ran for re-election in 2012. He lost because he is a horrible president. the liberal left blame his defeat on racists and propose harsh Hate-Crime punishments. America falls into disrepair.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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What is black and blue and red all over? My wife.

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Knock knock knock OCD

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What do you say on a date with Uma Thurman? Hey Uma, pass the salt.

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What is the difference between a pillow and a rock The rock could hert you.

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your mom gave me head.....phones

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What does water taste like? Water

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What did the poor family eat for thanksgiving? Food

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my dick is like a bridge. i dont know why.

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Why couldn't the little kid get to sleep? His dog was on fire

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what is the opposite of underpants? overpants

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i hate black people

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Why was the man sad? Cause his dog fell off a cliff

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your mommas so stupid she has trouble doing things an average person would manage easily

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what good about eatting every night knowing that a african want

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three black teenagers went to the cinema to watch twilight

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what's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? obviously quite a lot due to the fact that they are two completely different ideas with little to no relation to each other.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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