- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black man say to his wife? Nothing, she had died earlier that year after a long battle with cancer.

Why did the clown fall out of the tree? He got shot.

What did the guy say when he came out of the closet? Where's my green shirt?

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock-knock Who's there? Not Jimmy

Robert had 30 cheeseburgers and he ate 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes.

What do a chicken and a grape have in comon? - They're both purple, except for the chicken.

Do you know what the zombie said? Raaargh Brains

What's worse than strapping 10 dead baibes to a tree? Strapping a dead baby to 10 trees.

your mums so fat! "last time i heard that i fell of my dinosaur!!" Oh man are you ok?

Why did the elephant fall on the marshmallow? Because he didn't want to fall in the hot chocolate!

Why didn't Charlie Sheen lose? Because he's always winning.

Why wasn't the black man served at the bar? Because they didn't serve his kind there... Did I say black guy? I meant to say a horse, wait, did I say bar? I meant the barn, yes, a horse walks into a barn but they couldn't serve him because he wasn't tamed

A horse walks into a bar and doesnt order a drink. Because he cant.

Why did the drug dealer get arrested? Cause he was black.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

If little Timmy buys 80 candy bars and eats 67, how many candy bars does he have left? Diabetes. Timmy has diabetes. So he was disowned.

What's the difference between a tiger and a shark? One's a land mammal.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your son has been in a car accident and has died.

What did the cow say to the butcher? At least I'm not a Jew.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A- a tv

Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet and so are you, but the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl empty and so is your head.

Yo mama so ugly she's ridiculed daily and has frequent suicidal thoughts.

walk into your friend’s house and say “what’s up with the dead guy out front?” (you have to murder a person for this joke to work)

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