How did the black man start his car? He turned on the emission and lightly leaned his foot on either the accelerator or reverse pedal, depending on the position of the car.

what happened to the man who is standing in the rain? he got wet

One below was by me: Walter H

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? getting your ball sack ripped off with a grapple hook

Obama says: I can throw one 1,000 dollar bill out the window and make one person really happy Michelle says: I can throw ten 100 dollar bills out the window and make ten people really happy The Co-Pilot says: I can throw you both out the window and make 250,000,000 people really happy tee-hee

A man walks into a bar, drinks a few beers, then calls a taxi to take him home because he knew the risks of drunk driving.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartenders asks "Why the long face?"

A man walked into a bar. He said ow.

How do you blindfold a Chinese man? With a blindfold.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs, who got cancer for Christmas, get for his Birthday? Nothing, he didn't live that long.

Roses are red Violets are blue I've got to say I hate you!

Why was the protester on the floor? Because the protest had become a riot, and police brutality is a serious issue.

What did the girl call the boy? ugly. they hated eachother.

Looks like this is a *puts on sunglasses* Pair of sunglasses

no really what are ur names?

Q: What Would You Call Someone Who is 6 Foot and hairy. Answer: By His Or Her Name.

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who is the shortest man in the world? ADITYA DEV

What begins with "B" and ends with "N" that you never want to call your neighbor? a Black Person

How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

knock knock Goodbye

Your mums a potato

Johny got a iphone ipad and a macbook. He bragged to his friend. His friend said, i got an apple.

a man walks into a bar. it was a metal bar. his balls hurt.

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