- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A woman asked me today if I'd ever tried crazy golf. I hadn't actually ever tried it.... So I replied "no".

Why are you on anti joke? Because your not funny enough to make your own jokes

What's the heaviest part of an elephant? Its body.

Why did the dog in Detroit die in the street? It was stabbed.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Blond answers: Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat............?

What's red, crunchy, and hard to chew. A brick.

Chuck Norris' balls were so big that he went to the doctor to get them checked on and it was discovered that he had testicular cancer.

What did the penguin wearing a blue sweater say to the sink? I am a penguin wearing a blue sweater.

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A duck walks into a bar, clearly ignoring the 'No Ducks Allowed' sign that had been placed in the window to prevent comedic scenarios.

A blind man walks into a bar... And a table. And a chair.

Q. The farmer said where's my bucket A. Somewhere

If I fly my canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, then how many lollipops does Obama have? None, because dogs can't use flashlights.

One day a there was a guy walking down the street. If you thought this was a joke, you're wrong.

What's worst then finding an worm in your apple. Finding a colony of flesh eating bugs after you toke a bite.

You ever hear that joke about Helen Keller? Neither has she.

What do you get if you cross a horse with a cow? A horse and a cow.

Obama says: I can throw one 1,000 dollar bill out the window and make one person really happy Michelle says: I can throw ten 100 dollar bills out the window and make ten people really happy The Co-Pilot says: I can throw you both out the window and make 250,000,000 people really happy tee-hee

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? getting your ball sack ripped off with a grapple hook

Who are you if you can rub 2 ice cubes to make fire? Chuck Norris

What would you do for a Klondike bar? Nothing they are disgusting and pollute your body with fats that are not necessary for you to live. -CNN.com 11.78534629/10 scientists agree with this fact.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was a rapist.

Robin, get in the Batmobile.

One below was by me: Walter H

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