- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you stop a baby from crying? Slit its throat

I started writing poetry the other day: POETR That's coming along nicely.

I obviusly meant: Have you ever seen a cow chasing boots? Because the one with the cowboy chasing boots doesn't make sense...

Why do sea guls fly over the sea? In order to get from place to place, flying is much faster than walking. Sea guls live on a diet of salt-water fish, and the ocean is where their main food supply subsides.

"What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby" "One's fun to hit with a bat and the other One's a watermelon.

why is 6 afraid of 7 7 is a registered sex offender

How many seeds does a watermelon have? None. It is seedless.

Why did the little boy cry? He fell down the stairs

why did the man jump out of the plane without a parachute? Im not really sure, maybe to commit a slow and painful suicide.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was cooked with eleven herbs and spices.

You wanna know who else messes around a lot? My mom. Do you know who else has the best tacos in town? My mom. Do you know who else doesn't have time for this? My mom. She's a very busy woman; dealing with matters you'd expect a recently divorced mother would have to carry on her shoulders.

how many dirty stinkin apes does it take to put in a lightbulb? 3 dirty stinkin apes, 1 dirty stinkin ape to put in the lightbulb and 2 dirty stinkin apes to throw feces at each other

What did the Irish nun say on her deathbed? "I now realize that smoking was an unhealthy habit and I regret that I made the choice to do so." Then she died

There's a god, just kidding.

Why did the woman have no boobs? Breast cancer

Why didn't little Billy's parents get him the new toy he wanted? Little Billy's parents are dead.

If your riding your bicycle down the railroad tracks and your wings fall off how much icecrea does it take to fill a upside down doghouse

What's the difference between your mother and a mallard with a cold? One's a sick duck; the other regrets having you as a child.

Who's the best German Chef? Hitler

Why didn't Michael Jackson celebrate his birthday? He's dead.

How do you stop the mailman from performing his daily routes? You fill his house with blood thirsty bobcats

What's the difference between a blonde and a blow up doll? The blonde is a person, you sexist asshole.

Two fish are in a tank. One is driving, the other is operating the gun. Two soldiers are in a tank. They both drown.

Why did Sally cross the street? Because someone was gonna rape her if she didn't.

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