An elderly man farts during Sunday morning mass. The children around him laugh and then their parents remind them to be respectful.

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Q: What goes up but doesn't come down? A: Columbia

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding poo in your shoe.

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A guy gets murdered, because of the Reco act the whole gang he belongs to goes to jail as well. They cry in their beds

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A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: If I knew I wouldn't be asking you.

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No.

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why was the giraffes head so far away from his body? because he has a long neck

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What do you call a concentration camp with a mental disability? Auschwistic.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being raped by your uncle

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What did the retarded handicap say to the bully who called him the biggest retard in the world? "atleast I didn't make SOPA"

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Whats Better Than an Anti Joke? sex...

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A zen master walks up to a hot dog vendor and says, "Make me one with everything." The vendor says, "Sorry, we're out of relish." Then the zen master tells him, "Sir, I don't think you get the joke. As you can see by my long silk robes and fu manchu, I am clearly a zen master. And I have used a pun that would make you think I were asking for enlightenment from a hot dog." The vendor then says, "We don't take too kindly to wise guys here." And then the prick gets up and tosses me into the street!

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Why'd the aborted fetus cross the road? 9/11

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Why did the white man beat the black man in a fight? The white man was bigger. Also, he was a black belt in Brazillian Jiu Jitsu.

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What do you call a blonde that just got hit by a school bus? Dead.

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Who the heck do you think you are?! Ally...duh

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Roses are red, Violets are glorious, Don't try to surprise Oscar Pistorius!

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So a guy walks into a bar. It hurt really bad. He was pissed, so he went home and took his seal to a club.

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How did the Black man die at the KFC? Someone killed him.

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a man walks into a bar he has a few drinks and announces to his friends that hes driving home, dave (one of his friends) tells him that its a bad idea and takes his keys off of him until the next day.

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Whats worse than finding out one of your grandparents died, finding out both your grandparents died.

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Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of African decent to sit in towards the front of the bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of European decent.

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I walked up to my friend who's a drug addict holding a can of coke. I then told said friend that I liked the smell of coke. My friend then went on to snort 27 Kilos of cocaine.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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