- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's short, green, and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

Roses are Black, Violets are Black, I am Ray Charles

Why did the sailor fall off the boat? Because vampires arent real.

what do you call a black lawyer? a very well educated black man

What did the giraffe say to the human? Nothing, but it was trying to alert the human of an oncoming bus.

What can u see in the dark that u can't see in the light? Absolutely nothing

Why was the teenage girl bleeding from her vagina? Because I had shot her in her vagina with my gun earlier that day.

Whats 10-5(45+76)? please help my homework is due next class and i am currently to busy worrying about my dad's cancer to think about this problem.

What time is it when an elephant steps on your watch? Time to go to the hospital and get treated for a shattered wrist.

What does an Israeli gun sound like? Jew, jew, jew, jew, jew

What's worst than being stung by a bee? being stung by two bees. what's worst than that? The Holocaust. What's worst than that? being stung by three bees.

Why was little Sammy crying? because she had a frog stapled to her forehead

how how does a black man jump. the same way anyone else does

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

Q: what do you call a camel with a garbage bag on its head? A: A ziploc baggie

Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

Q: What's worse than biting into and apple and finding a worm? A: being severely malnourished, thus physically inept to do most simple tasks

What do you call a Muslim flying an airplane? A pilot, what did you think it was? F**king Racist dumbass

Q: What did the doctor say to his wife? A: Penis.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead."

How many women does it take to replace a light bulb? Please advise. Thanks, Holly

some of the people who write thes jokes are complete assholes

Two tomatoes are crossing the road. Suddenly one of them gets hit by a car. He goes "AGH!"

why did jim die? he had cancer why did jim have no hair? it started to fall out when he was 20 and now he is bald at 30 years old

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