- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks the duck "What'll it be?" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck and it can't talk.

why was the little boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face.

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What is the difference between a black man dead in the middle of the road... and a deer dead in the middle of the road? One is a human and one is an animal

How many hipsters does it take to change a light bulb? ...You mean, you don't know?

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chris. Chris who? Wow, I thought we were better friends than that.

I was going to write a racist joke but there was too many black people watching me.

Guy 1: Why did Captain Hook die? Guy 2: Because he wiped his anus with a hook? Guy 1: No, because everyone dies.

What did Robin say to Justin Beiber? You're gay. Angus L.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have AIDS".

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Why did Sally fall off her swing? -she had no arms knock knock whos there not Sally

Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black. All credit goes to Caravel.

What is greater than God, More evil than the Devil, The poor have it, The rich need it, If you eat it, you will die? Madelyns head

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? The extinction of the human species.

Q: How many nuns does it take to eat a dead racoon? A: 2

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be. He could not be. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. He's either in great danger or has a psychological disorder.

What do you call a black man walking home in the dark after a long day at work? His name you racist

Why was the man whistling? He was calling his friend.

An American, a Canadian, and a Scottish man died in a horrible car accident. Their story was used as a lesson to keep teenagers from drunk driving.

What do you call a cow that's not cooked? A cow

Joker: Why so serious Man: My mom and dad just got hit by a car, and you just stabbed my friend in the face with a pencil. Joker: Oh well im sorry to hear that.

two muffins are in an oven and one turns to the other and says,'' hey, it sure is hot in here''. and the other one says," holy crap, its a talking muffin!''

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

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