What's brown and sticky? Some brown pigment mixed with something sticky like glue.

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Why don't carrot tops souls ? They just don't

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A duck walks into a restraunt and sit's down at it's table. The waiter asks what the duck would like to eat. The duck says "I'd like a tasty, healthy meal that will help me lose weight." The waiter says "How about the rocket salad?" So, the duck orders a rocket salad, eat's it, pays his bill, and leaves.

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How do you make a baby stop crying? Make it smell its own diaper then, drown it in its own tears.

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why didnt the little boy say goodbye to his mom because he got hit by a bus

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There once was a man from Duluth who's never did rhyme. They were often too short.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Not only did 7 have that intimidating look to him, but 6 had recently found out that he was a well known mob boss who also went by the name of Lucky Seven. he was in charge of a gang called The Prime Numbers. They had been terrorizing 6's city for sometime now, whether it was stealing, mugging, or even killing or vandalism. 6 sure had a lot to fear, but he knew things might turn out well, as 6 had a great ability to try his best and do what he believed in: Justice

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Q: How do you fit 30 Jews in one car? A: Two in the front, two in the back, and the rest in the ash tray.

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A man walks into a bar and wakes up in the hospital with a mild concussion.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't know any better. It very recently was decapitated in order tofeed the farmers family.

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I have a phone, Don't know where it's at, Forever Alone FAPFAPFAP

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What is James Miller's real name? James Miller.

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How many orangoutangs does it take to screw in a light bulb? 16; mongoloid

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was trying to kill himself in the fastest and easiest way due to his drinking problems, which in the first place separated him him from his wife, who is fighting with him in court for custody of there only child ,Steven. He can not even pay the rent on his apartment or hold a job to pay child support..he is also in debt.

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Why did Johnny throw the clock out the window? His parents are never around to supervise him.

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Your mom is so stupid, she stole free samples.

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Jesus walks into a church only to be touched inappropriately.

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A:Wanna hear a joke? B: Sure A: A joke

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Why did peter shake the baby? To kill it and rape its dead corpse

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You can pick your nose and you can pick your friends but you can't wipe your friends on the couch.

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COME HERE, POTTER!!!! NOW!!! Instead of agreeing to approach the source of the rather hostile summoning, Potter decided to sit down and eat a healthy vegetarian lunch of sausages and chips.

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How do you confuse a blonde? I guess the same way you confuse someone of any other hair color.

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Why couldn't the young african american read? He was born blind

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