This Irishman walked into a pub and then drank hard liquor for the next 3 hours.

"hey bro" "WHATS UP" "nothin..... I heard you had your first bj yesterday." "YEAH!!" "how'd it taste?" ........

why couldnt hellen keller drive? she was a woman.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor

Why did the train stop? - It was surrounded by elephants

What happed to the kid who survived cancer? He got hit by a plain.

A midget walked under a bar.

what did the British horse say to the man who owned him? nothing all he sad was neigh.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a pressure-sensitive explosive device.

So coool! How did you do that dinosaur!?

Yo mama so fat! Really she should get on an exercise program and watch her diet, as she is at higher risk for diabetes and other health issues

What did the physicist say when he got his penis stuck in a test tube? Ah jeesh! I got my penis stuck in a test tube.

what's funnier then 15? definitely not 14

Yo mama's so fat that they have to grease the door frame and hold a twinky on the other side to get her through.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than that? Hearing that joke a million times on this site.

Hey I just met you you are a sneaker smell my gym socks and then pick oot throughyour nose

A man walked into a bar. It was very crowded so he decided to leave.

What's invisible and smells like carrots ? Rabbit Farts

penis haha

How do you hold someone in suspense?

Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in a zoo don't be mad I'll be there too not in a cage but laughing at you

Why didn't Jacob marry Bella from Twilight? You have to be real to marry someone

Why did Michael Jackson get so many nose jobs? He was incredibly insecure.

Why didn't the oven turn on? Because nothing turned it on.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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