Why did little Billy not eat all his carrots? He does not care about his vision.

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What did the homeless man say to the rich man? Can i have some food?

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How do you find your way out of the impossible maze? You don't.

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Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No it's Supe- oh wait it is a plane

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There was a fat man crying. I just told him the local Mc D's was arson attacked.

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Oh please! Come on! Those that got to us where mostly Russians remember? And what where my parents? (if you do not know you might have guessed it by now) I found a guy that looked about the same as me, messed him up and put my jacket on him, I do not die that easily. Anyway, id explain more, but I have been without these fucking painkillers so long that I am talking trash on this stupid site again... Seriously the pain I am used to, but this addiction on painkillers is a bitch... (shedog if censor got a hold on it) But it turns out I cant sleep without them, sleep just does not come anymore, so Ill go get some now. Who are you by the way? I am Nero7, Aka Axel Knight.

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A man walks into the doctor's office for an appointment. The doctor performs the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's genitals to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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Q: How to fit 10 babies in a suitcase? A: By blender Q: How to get the babies out of the suitcase? A: Using a straw.

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EVERYONE, CREATE LOVE NOT WAR.. Between Josh and Dylan... WILD.. PASSIONATE.. LOVE!

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Two muffins are baking in an oven. One turns to the other and says, "Boy, it sure is hot in here!" The other one replies, "OMG, A TALKING MUFFIN!"

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what's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings what's worse than 2 bee stings? the Holocaust. what's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings

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Mum makes $97 per hour working online? Offline I can see , but online, mmm pull the other one, it plays lossless codecs

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what's Mexicans favourite sport? Cross country.

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Whats worse then finding a winning lottery ticket? Probably Everything

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Two peanuts walked into a bar... One was a salted.

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What's sad about a dead person? He was my friend.

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Call of Duty is a good game.

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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Why does fowlerville suck cause everyone wishes they were black

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Why did Colussi miss school for 2 years? -Because he died

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What do you get when you cross a black man and a mule. Arrested.

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what happened when 3 had sex with 4? nothing numbers are not capable of sexual intercourse

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What's worse than reading a bad joke Realizing it's yours.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally Why can't Sally finish her ice cream She has no arms How do you fit Sally into a box? Put her in a blender. How do you get her out? A straw.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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