- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

What is Blue, Pink, and Green, and sometimes sparkles when wet? Grass. I lied about the Blue and Pink to throw you off...because I can.

Why was the black man running? Because he was playing capture the flag.

What can you use a broken watch for? A compass.

What the last thing that went through Osama's mind? A bullet

What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

A bar walks into a man. No, firstly it wasn't a man and secondly the bar didn't walk in. The pedophile just slid it in and sodomized the poor boy.

What do you call a chair in the middle of the road? A danger to drivers.

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what did the african say when he got cancer? what? i don't know, he said it in african.

Q. Why were the children sad? A. They'd just been abducted by a dodgy old man in a van.

What did the fish say when it was being fried? That's crazy, fish can't talk.

How do you get a girls number? Grow some balls and ask for it.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Keep talking shit bitch, and I'll come for you!

A group of black people are arrested for murder, what do you need? A better prison.

What do you call a man with a fork stuck in his head? A man with a fork stuck in his head

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

Why did Bob throw butter out the window, Because he is mentally retarded.

Teacher: "Kenny, what is the biggest mammal on land?" Kenny: "A stranded whale."

Yo momma was so ugly that everybody died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, but I'm late for work.

Knock Knock Who's there? Probably

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender

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