How do you make a baby cry Throw a brick at its face

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A Horse walks into a Bar. The barman says "Why the long face?" The Horse had cancer.

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Those who can't teach... Aren't teachers.

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Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy, But I have cancer.

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Try typing in any three letters in Google images and you will always see something inappropriate. Posted by: BerserkSpoon

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What's worse than tripping over a tree root? The destruction of the ancient city of Pompeii in A.D. 79. Though tripping over a tree root may hurt and result in the victim bleeding profusely, we live in the 21st century and at any time can call a doctor using a cellular device called a phone. In A.D. 79, no technology in this category existed. People were overpowered by the rage of a mountain that they believed was a sign of the wrath of the heavens. People had to flee the city and a majority of them we killed by either inhaling to much smoke or other causes. This continued for over 18 hours. Therefore, the destruction of Pompeii is far worse than tripping over a tree root.

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Two pies where sitting in a oven when one of the pies says: God damn it's hot in here. The other pie screams out loud: HOLY SHIT A TALKING PIE!

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Q:What's black and white and red all over? A: An interracial couple in a car crash.

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What do a carrot and a kangaroo have in common? Nothing...

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Knock, Knock. Lol jk, we all know knock knock jokes fricken suck.

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Roses are Gray, Violets are Gray, I am a dog.

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Why did the drunk walk into the bar? Because he has a serious drinking problem.

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Why did the fish cross the road? Because the chicken was carrying an aquarium.

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Jellybeans

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What is worse then falling into a lava pit? Nothing you idiot.

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Q: How do you get an elephant in a refrigerator in three easy steps? A: You open the refrigerator door, you put the elephant inside, you close the refrigerator door. Q": How do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator in four easy steps? A": You open the refrigerator door, you take the elephant out, you put the giraffe inside, you close the refrigerator door.

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what did the pregnant women get? A miscarriage

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chipmunk fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

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How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb. One

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A guy was beet by his wife.

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Why did the man run away from the cat? He was allergic

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What do you call a jewish person at a construction site? A builder

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Double-whammy

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