- Anti Joke

Whats worse than having a parking cone rammed up your ass? Realizing that a big orange cone is up your ass.

one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

Knock knock who's there atch watch who? bless you

Why did the kid trip over the rock? Because he was diagnosed with serious autism, and might die soon.

What's the difference between a cow and a Spanish person? To get to the other side

Don't tell anyone, the Health Department is already on our backs.

I live in a very rural area, so it's not easy to just go to the store and pick something up. I try to find out how to do things with the stuff I have on hand, so I Googled spot remover, but there are only pictures of stain cleaners. Please help. Spot has rabies.

Why isn't the dog a rebublican? Because it's a dog.

Did you hear about the one about the man who walked into the library? He likes reading

http://www.booksie.com/declan_mckimm

Did you hear the one about the dead guy? Apparently he was no longer living.

if u ever get arrested by cop, just tell the cop this: "No no officer, you got it all wrong. It was only a game. It's called RAPE."

What's the difference in a big brother and a wee brother? Ones big, ones small.

Whats black and hangs from my tree? A slave

Why did the wheel fall of the car?? Cause you can't fit 10 pancakes inside of a doghouse.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the kindergarten teacher crying? a child had just choked to death

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

What do you call your mom? Mom

A husband and wife just had a baby, and he came out black.

How do you make a baby cry? You kill its mother.

Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty