How do you get your dog to stop peeing on the floor? SHOOT IT!!!

What's the difference between heaven and hell? Hell likes you more.

Why was the baby crying? Because she had a frog nailed to her face.

Jack Stevens

Whats the difference between a falcon and a deer? both live in water, except for the falcon... oh, and the deer.

a man walks into a bar... his drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" Of course not.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She was dead.

Caolan and Eamon

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

Q: What did the duck say to the other duck? A: Quack

Why couldn't the old man see? Because he was stabbed in the eye.

Diana- hey i havnt seen you all summer. Whaaat did you do over the summer? Paul- contract HIV Diana- ...oh ...

What do you say to a corpse? How's life?

whats the diffrence between a lawnmower and a sack of dead babies? I dont have a lawnmower in my garage

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a bus on the way over.

How long does it take for a dead baby to explode in the microwave? I don't know, I was too busy masterbating.

A midget and a jew walk into a bar. i forget the rest of the joke but your motheris a tramp.

What's grey and can't swim? A castle.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Max

A black man walks into a convienent store, pays for his stuff and leaves

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not? --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Why did Michael Jackson get so many nose jobs? He was incredibly insecure.

haha Otarts was here

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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