- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worst than reading the 8th anti joke that ends with the Holocaust? The one where it ends with someone getting hit by a fridge for the 9th time.

what do you call a a miget crossed with a vampire? A miget, vampires are a figment of you're screwed up imagination.

How do you get a clown off of your property? You ask him politely to get off and if he doesn't, you should contact the authorities immediately.

Did you here about the Asian couple who had a stupid baby? They named him Sum Ting Wong

whats worse than killing someone? finding out your mom is your dad

A duck, a rabbi, a homosexual, and the president walk into a bar. As a result, bruises appeared on their foreheads.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He felt like crossing roads that day.

Why did Timmy fall down the stairs Because he is blind and I pushed him

Why can't Jeff drive a car? because he is a rock.

Q: What's pink and fuzzy? A: Pink Fuzz...

So, a Hispanic, Jewish, Asian man are on a plane. The pilot turns to them and says "Aren't you tired of this?"

yo mama is so dumb, she got all Fs on her report

Why was 9 afraid of 10 because 10 was a registered sex offender

a man walks into a bar. it was a metal bar. his balls hurt.

What do you call a dolphin mixed with a cheetah? I have no idea I was hoping you knew.

If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, she was probably lonely.

Korean man, "Hi, I'm the President of North Korea!" Man, "Oh wow! What's your name?" Korean man, "Kim."

Next Q: What's worse than a bee sting? A: Two bee stings. Q: What's worse than two bee stings? A: Three bee stings. Q: What's worse than three bee stings? A: Sexual assault.

Person 1: 'Ask me if I'm a tree' Person 2: 'Are you a tree?' Person 1: 'No.'

Q: Where did Sarah go when the bomb exploded? A: Everywhere.

Q. What's the best thing to do before you get in a car accident? A. There's actually not much you can do in a car accident, considering you probably will never expect it, and it happens relatively too fast to react.

What's the most famous anti-joke? This one.

Knock Knock Who's There? The I.R.S.

What's worse than falling off a horse? Falling off a cliff.

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