So there were three guys on a plane. they all died.

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Why did the blonde fall off the cliff? She was blind and deaf so she never knew where to go, and her parents kicked her out for her problems. It is a sad situation that noone wants to go through

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why did the homosexual man cross the road? to get to his gay partner.

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Why did peter shake the baby? To kill it and rape its dead corpse

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What do you get when you cross a taco with a a bungee cord? An inedible taco.

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What did the father say to his child Christmas morning? you're adopted

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because animals walking across a paved street is a very common occurrence ever since the industrialization of the modern world.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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What did Steven Hawkings say as he fell down the stairs? .................

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Why did Suzie fall of the swing? The chain broke.

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Q. why did I get hurt A. My pants fell off

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Richard Nixon walks into a bar. Everyone is thrilled to meet a former President of the United States who returned from the grave.

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I have a phone, Don't know where it's at, Forever Alone FAPFAPFAP

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Is it a bird, is it a plane?! No it's.... It's a bird.

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Smoke weed till i die nigga

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Wilson: would you buy lottery when you grow up Mattuew: no theres no point Wilson: ask Xiangxi right next to you Mattuew: xiangxi, would you buy lottery if you grow up? Xiangxi: Prabably not, because the chance of winning a lottery is lower than becoming an astronaut Mattuew: the probability of you winning the lottery is higher than you finding a girlfriend

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What did the bus say to the short bus? Heh, you're retarded..

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coast of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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The original anti joke. What is jeopardy?

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What would you do if Spider Man gave you super powers like his? Nothing. Spider Man is not real therefore you are most likely dreaming and need to wake up soon.

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Bob is asleep. Knock knock. Whos there? NOT BOB

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Tyler Bishop is a waffle

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Ham sandwich

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Why was the mom happy cause her daughter had an abortion

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