- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side

What is the best game in the world? There is no answer because that would be an opinion and opinions cannont be proved or measured.

What do you call a police officer who kills a black person? Innocent

Stop. Seriously stop.

No one walks into a bar The bar is slowly losing business and will soon be forclosed upon and will also lose his home as a result causing his family and himself to be homeless and slowly suffer on the streets

what did Marvin Gay's father say to him before he died? "hey come listen to this 45 real quick"

How do you drown in a tea cup? You find a big enough tea cup.

I like food. But what's more than that it is necessary for survival. ASIAN!!!!

I walks over to da shop de oother day and there was this guy and he was like... I bought some petrol. LOoooooooooL

why did the chicken cross the rode?????? i dont know because he felt like it???????????p.s.i actually dont know why he crossed the rode so go ask the next who makes a joke about a chicken crossing a rode?

You are basically asking if I care for you, care for me, and if this could put us both in risk... There is no picking at this stage, why would I use you?

A man walks into a bar an orders a few pints. He then goes home and brutally rapes his wife and chains his staring kids to a fencepost in the backyard along with their deceased dog named Spot.

Q: How many different Pokèmon are there? A: Pokèmon aren't real.

Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: my red painted d*ck

COME HERE, POTTER!!!! NOW!!! Instead of agreeing to approach the source of the rather hostile summoning, Potter decided to sit down and eat a healthy vegetarian lunch of sausages and chips.

Why did the black guy fell from the stairs? Because I threw him

What's worse than watching paint dry or grass grow? Watching paint dry on grass.

how to you confuse a blonde you ask her to recit the alphahbet back words

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Someone clearly messed up on naming the flower. Violet is synonymous with purple, Which is obviously NOT blue; It's the mixture between blue and red.

Why was the boy in the hospital? He was visiting his grandmother, she had cancer and the doctor gave her 3 months to live.

How do you wake up lady gaga? Poke 'er face.

What's black and white and red all over? Michael Jackson after being hit by a train.

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