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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the blonde jump over the glass wall? To see what was on the other side.

Why was Andy's resume declined? Because he was molested as a child.

What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

A man told his daughter not to give his dog coffee. His daughter turned and told him that she was his nurse and his alzheimers is getting worse.

Titanic with will smith. Girl: I wont ever let go of you. Leo: Drowns. Smith: Move your fat ass over girl, there is like room for me and fifthy kids there yo! Me: Bitch if you need to float on a piece of wood where six of us could fit, im gonna drown you.

whats better than a girl getting hit by a car? a girl getting hit by a car with my dick in her

What did the tree say to the boy? Nothing. As i recall, trees are unable to speak and or show signs of emotion.

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game"

What's a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Eating the worm

If I were a cat, would you help with the toast?

2 guys shot up a morgue..... 13 bodies remain dead.

Whats worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Having a Hippo give you head.

When is a great time to eat chicken fingers? Never Chickens dont have fingers therefore making it misnamed and impossible to eat them

Two women that are both blonde were driving together down a hill. Suddenly, the brakes fail and one blonde says "Oh no, we're gonna crash. The blonde in the passenger seat says "Don't worry, there's a stop sign." Then the blonde driver says "I'm not dumb okay, that's yield sign.

How did the girl cross the road? -She didn't, she died because she was blind and didn't see the "don't walk" sign.

Why couldn't the man stop dancing? Because he had Parkinson's.

What do u call a mixture of black people and asian people. Breakfast- Scrambled Eggs and Sausage

Why did the kid have a toy truck? because he bought it

How hot was the blonde considering she was in Africa for the first time and it was 103 degrees, very

the man was talking to a phone no answered cause he talking to a brick wall

why did the girl stop laughing? there was nothing to laugh about.

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

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