- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Hitler say to Obama Nothing because Hitler is dead.

Why can't Helen Keller just kidding she's dead

If people are freaking out about this Kony guy I cant wiat to see the look on their faces when they check in my crawl space.

What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

Knock Knock Who's there? Kevin. Kevin who? Kevin Smith. Oh yes, Kevin Smith that lovely boy from just around the corner! Come on in!

A man walks into a bar at 1 in the afternoon. He's the bartender and a fellow employee asked him to cover the afternoon shift.

"To tea to to to" -- russian tourist, asking for two tea to room 22. (DOKA)

how did the black guy get into school? he walked thru the front door.

How do you kill a dumb blonde? Stab them in the chest 43 times.

-Knock-knock. -Who's there? -Interrupting Doctor. -Interrup.. -You have cancer.

What do you do in a one night stand? Stand all night long.

What did the man with tourettes yell on an airplane? He yelled bomb, and was gunned down by 2 federal marshals, one of which's stray bullets happened to hit a small child with autism.

Where does Hemech take a shit? The toilet's ass

Why did the chair break? The person that sat in it was over weight

why did the old lady come home late? she got raped.

Do you know what's funnier than 24? 25

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

knock knock... who's there? uninterrupted cow uninterrupted cow who?? exactly....

why was 6 afraid of seven? cause 7's a n i g g a

when life gives you lemons... squeeze the juice into your eyes.

What do you call a blue chair A black person

Where did Sudie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

What do you call a black man who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

Two peanuts were crossing a road. One was salted.

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