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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do u do to blow off steam? I simply go to the top of the empire states building, poor gasoline in a bag, put a baby in it, light it on fire, and through it off the side. problem?

What do homeless people get at Christmas? Cold.

If anything is possible try to staple water to a tree.

Q - What do you call a bunch of white people on a bench? A - The nba - Cool Bean

What happened to the homosexual jiggalo? He ended up getting aids from having anal sex with various men which is not the best idea because the anus where poop comes from.

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Nothing, the orphanage did not have sufficient funds to give everyone a present because they did not want to how favoritism because the orphans are already sad enough and te orphanage does not want the orphans killing them selves

Q: What were little Jonathon's grandmas last words before dying of Alzheimer's? A: Who are you?

Q: Why can't Carl drive? A: Carl is a stone

What did the the White blood cell say to the bacteria? Nothing. Its a cell. It goes through phagocytosis.

What is Hitler's favourite Yu-Gi-Oh card? Blue Eyes, White Dragon.

DO U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD BIRD BIRD, BIRD IS THE WORD? DON'T U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD? EVERYOBODY KNOWS THAT THE BIRD IS THE WORD! Oh, no i did not know that the bird was the word.

Bob Saget

My wife made me a sandwich

What did the Atheist say to priest? Evolution

why did the man leave his house during a state of emergency? he didnt

why was the man on the roof? he was about to commit suicide.

Why did the blonde die? She was slurped up by a 1,000 foot anteater.

Q:What do you call Black Jesus ? A:Black Jesus a.w. j.p.

Q. whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? A. A jew is a human of the jewish religion, and a pizza is food.

why did the koala fall out of the tree? because it was dead

How do you get 100 Jews in a car? It is physically impossible to fit 100 full grown homosapians into a vehicle, therefore it will not work.

What did the penguin wearing a blue sweater say to the sink? I am a penguin wearing a blue sweater.

what is worse than tripping over a tree root? getting mauled by a 60 foot bear

Roses are der Violets are eulb I am dyslexic

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