- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's long, brown, and runs across a family's backward? A fence.

How do the Kardashians change a light bulb? They buy a new mansion

Why Do cats purr when you pet them? I'm actually asking a question there I don't know why.

What is little,red and its in the corner??? -strawberry in the corner

why was the little boy sad? he found out that George Washington was dead.

that moment when the last few ceral are like "Come on catch me bitch"

What colour is chocolate? Brown.

What did the blind kid that couldn't talk get for Christmas Cancer

I got pussies, cocks, asses and bitches. In my animal store.

What did the penguin say to the peacock? Die, you homosexual!

Mom: Uncle toms coming home from the war Jimmy: What are we going to do Mom: Bury his coffin he hit a land mine .............. Jimmy: ^O^

What do you say to a disabled man in a lift? Have a nice day.

How high is the sky? True or False

Face Hunter is scum

What's brown and adhesive? A stick

A man said lol, I said lol back. Then he started to beat me up for repeating his phrase!

I was on Facebook today. Opened someones wall. Read "LIKE if you know someone that needs to be smacked in the face with a shovel." So I liked it and wrote my exboyfriend's name.......

Why were accents created? So when people go to Texas they come back sounding like a D-Bag.

How do u kill somebody You throw a fridge at him

What did the duck with one leg say to the pirate? Woof.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it wanted ti get to to other side. why did the medic cross the road? beacause there was a seriously injured chiken on the side of the road, it had been hit by a fat man on a jog

Knock knock "Who's there?" "Would you mind turning your music down a bit please? I have reports to write."

Can God do anything even if it's impossible? Yes. Can God make a rock so heavy he can't lift it? Yes. Can he lift that rock? Yes. Then he just failed at making a rock so heavy he can't lift it

What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

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