- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one cat say to the other cat? Meow. What did one dog say to the other dog? Meow. Why was the man sad? He had a retarded dog.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

A man walks into a bar. It leads to a fight that is enjoyable to watch.

An elderly man farts during Sunday morning mass. The children around him laugh and then their parents remind them to be respectful.

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yomamas so fat it made Ben kanobi say thats no moon thats yo mama!

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend "I know. You need to quit gnawing when you're giving me a blow job."

a cow walked into a bar and asked for a large whiskey on the rocks, 'long day, eh' said the barman, 'yes' replied the cow, 'first a large moving obstical was cutting down my food, and then my friend was raped from his milk.'

How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask him to lower the volume a bit and maybe also play a quieter tune.

I was going to tell a joke about your mom's vagina, but that's overused.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

What is a slave fighting in a pit of Rome? Just a slave. Who cares?

Doctor, Doctor I think your gay. thats because i am

What goes in dry and comes out wet and sticky? Bubble Gum

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year old's? I am twenty one and prefer older ladies as I find them more experienced and mature.

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, WHO THE HELL $#!T IN MY GARDEN?!

Why was the woman in the kitchen? She came in to give her husband, who was washing the dishes, a kiss before she went to bed early so she could be well rested and get up on time to make the 45 minute commute to the hospital where she worked as a neurosurgeon the next morning.

A man walks into a bar, he realizes he has no money and leaves

How did the fat man survive the plane crash? He didn't, he died like everyone else!

whats long, black, and smells like shit? a big turd

you know what is so funny hillary clinton!!!!!!

a guy went to a bar and ordered a molotov cocktail. he died.

Q: how do u wake lady gaga up? A: you poke-poke poke her face.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Ben." Ben who?" "Ben Dover!" "Ben,it's been 7 years. I already moved on and have a new husband and family. Stop coming here or I'm calling the police."

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