what do you say to a black guy on steroids? B!tch please

A. why'd the chicken cross the road? B.a dog got hit by a bus.

How do you wake a sleeping bear? Kick it.

How many fingers am i holding up? 4

Bin laden walks into a bar oh wait he's dead.

How can you tell Santa is racist? He doesn't give Africans presents.

Vote this down and get DOXED

I used play skyrim...but then I realsied I had a lot of exams so I had to stop

i named my son Frodo because he was little

What shall we do with the drunken sailor? Call the police to have him escorted off the boat for operating a large veichle under the influence of alcohol.

A magician was driving down the road and turned into a driveway...

What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes.

Do you know what's hilarious? Not rape.

What is green, red, and goes 70 mph? A frog in a blender

why do elephants have such flat feet.....? from all those damn trees they have been juming out of....

Did nims chinnie? Fins.

Hoverboards are still not available, and it's already October 21, 2015...

What do you get if you cross a motorway with a lawnmower? Killed.

what is almost like Jesus? Jesus

What's worse than having no coffee at the office? Looking out the window on the 100th floor and seeing the cockpit of a Boeing 767.

What do you call a paralyzed man on a fishing boat? Robert

Why did the bones cross the street? They didn't. The dogs ate them.

why was the old man on the ground he fell

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house in her back yard? -No Neither did she

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