What do you call a blond reading a book? A blond reading a book.

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One Zebra and One Elephant was walking in the desert, the Zebra said its hot and the elephant said i know.

Whats worse than getting shot in the foot? Watching each member of your family get shot in the foot.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Why was the woman happy to give birth to a beautiful, healthy child? Just kidding, she had an abortion.

What did the deaf guy get for Christmas? An iTunes gift card

Three men walk into a bar. Something happens not at relating to them.

Q: why did the boy fall down when he was walking home? A: he was murdered.

What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

Stop Iran! We need the money.

hi charles lattuca III

Knock knock! Who's there? Alan okay come in

Roses are red,I love the walking dead,but if they kill off Darrell ill watch glee instead

What do you call a blue chair A black person

Whats black and hangs from my tree? A slave

my wife out of the kitchen

What's more painful than having your girlfriend cheat on you and leave you? Having your **** bitten off slowly.

Stevie Wonder valentine: Roses are black, Violets are black, everything is black, I cant see shit!

Q. Whats worse than 9 babies in 1 suitcase? A. 1 baby in 9 suitcases.

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If life gives you AIDs, make lemonaids.

A man walks into a bar. He is a diabetic and promptly goes into a coma after drinking.

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