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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How do you make a black man nervous? A: Threaten to kill his family.

what's the difference between a duck? one leg's the same.

Roses are red Violets are blue I haven't been able to deal Since the day that I lost you. Now these roses bleed red And these violets cry blue I think of you in memories Do you think of me too?

How does Helen Keller play the piano? With one hand.. She needs the other hand to sing.

Your mom is so stupid that she didn't get into college due to her low act score of 16. She feels the need to improve so she asked me to tutor her.

What did the cop say to the man arrested for speeding? You were going over the speed limit sir, I'm going to have to give you a ticket for that.

Why did humpty dumpty have a great fall? He was committing suicide.

what does the black man say to the white man? nice weather were having huh.

what is the most confusing day in the ghetto fathers day

Do cows get breast cancer or utter cancer?

life is a barrel of tomatoes...unless you paint them blue.

What do you call a Mexican that doesn't have a lawn mower? An honest working induvidual that just so happens to live in the city and does not own a lawn mower

Me: Hey frank, wanna die? Frank: No, why? Me: (Kills Frank) Frank: Dude why did you kill Frank?

Why did the basketball team from Detroit win the youth championship? Because they had a good coach amd dedicated, hard-working players.

You're as useful as Baby P's dummy.

Roses are red , violets are blue, you like 1d? STFU

Q) What did the cowboy say to the astronaut? A) Howdy.

How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Impossible, non-living organisms are incapable of moving and babies lack the brain capacity to understand how to screw in a light bulb.

whats black and white and red all over? this joke.

Why can't Michel Jackson play chess? He's dead

The banana, the raspberry and the pear arrived to the party, then the carrot and the tomato arrived as well, but when the apple and the orange arrived the banana left... ...This where just getting to fruity...

What's long, hard, and black, and goes into wet things? A submarine.

What did the black man say to the Jew? Hi.

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