Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

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why are little kids like tree's? ... they both fall down when you hit them with an axe.

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Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he was hungry. The teacher would stupid to say it was a piece of cake

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how do you kill a baby? introduce it to alice cooper

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Why is it when birds fly in a "V" shape one side is longer? There's more birds on that side.

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What's the difference between a black girl and a white girl? Nipple color

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What do you call a white person? Caucasian

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Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles their balls.

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How many Japanese people does it take to make a whirlpool? - None, because they're all dead.

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What do you call a blue horse with two legs and five eyes? A blue horse with two legs and five eyes.

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yo mama is so fat that when she stepped on the scale she exclaimed "wow, i'm overweight" she then proceeded to eat a cupcake to mask her pain.

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"Sticks and stones" the man said and shat on three different complex turtles

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What did the blind, deaf and dumb boy get for Christmas? Cancer

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Easy, you get a phone with a recorder that rather than playing a "please leave a message after the tone", plays the same tune as if the phone was still not picked up. Now tell me here and now, because I wont waste more time on you, what part did you play in this? Jenny Chatterton? Another one of your pseudonyms? What the fuck did you think would happen? You live in the Uk, london, so, tell me everything, or I will share every single detail here.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because its rayseans favorite number

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What happens to the yellow hat when it is thrown into the red sea? It get's wet.

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It got hit by a rocket.

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You know you're dyslexic when life gives you melons.

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a house? A: That depends how hard you throw them... Q: Whats worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees...

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Why'd Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There Not Sally Why was the boy sad? Because he dropped his ice cream cone Why'd he drop his ice cream cone? Because he got ran over by a bus Why'd he get run over by a bus? BECAUSE SALLY WAS DRIVING

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust No, the Holocaust never even happened, you're an idiot.

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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A duck walks into a bar and the bartender says"What do u want?" The ducks replays "EVERY DAY IM SHUFFLING!!!" The bartender slaps the duck in its face and quid his job. The bar has a hard time finding a replacement and his business dies. THE END

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Wats rong with yo leg.....

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