- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the baby cross the road i tied it to the back of a car

Why are black people good at basketball? Because they train hard and practice daily.

Trouble with the trolley, eh? No

How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

Did you know there was a black man in my family tree? He married my aunt.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies on fire and a pile of living babies on fire? The dead babies are usually not as loud.

How do you get an elephant in the fridge in three moves open the door, put it in, close the door How do you put an giraffe in the fridge in four moves open the door, take out the elephant, put the giraffe in, and close the door

A man walks in front of a bus. The bus driver avoids the man but hits the boy eating ice cream.

What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

roses are refds violet are xaflj;k it sucks having turretts syndroewe

Why did the friendly not play outside? Because they were dead. Just like your dreams.

A paralyzed guy walks into a bar... Oh wait, he can't.

What's five times 10? Sixty, you retarded fuck.

What's worse than a guy staring at you? Two guys staring at you.

Knock knock. Who's there- oh wait, I don't care. Get away from my house or I am going to call the police.

Why was the guy coverd in garbage. I don't know but their are a lot of homeless people that can't afford the good stuff.

Whats worse than death? Living in Agonising pain for the rest of the life that happens to be reading this statement.

Knock Knock Who's there? Yes.

There once was a girl with only one buttcheek. She couldn't go poop. She died.

Whats worse then getting caught watching porn? 9/11

Why doesnt your dad like barrack Obama? because your dad is straight, hes not into men

What's wet and pink and fun to watch in someone's face? A big bubble gum bubble exploding into someone's face.

friend 1: Alright man, i got your back friend 2: AAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

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