- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. why did the black man cross the road? A. Cause there is no law saying he cant

What do you call an Asian guy doing homework? A student

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Enough.

What did the Banana say to the Peach. Nothing, they are incapable of speaking because they are fruit.

A girl accidentally clicks on an advertisement while on anti-jokes.com, the girl silently curses and quickly presses the back button.

What do you call a cold chicken? A Raw Chicken.

Q: Whats the difference between a Jewish man and a pizza? A: Jew's are humans and can feel emotions, as for pizza's can not feel emotions, because they are pizzas.

Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

How did the blonde die? Frogs teleported from the future and brutally murdered her with forks.

Why was the curious black guy a good Lumberjack? He was always axin'.

Do you know why I'm bored???? No why are you bored Because I am

How do you stop a car from hitting a kid? You don't.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know what? SCREW YOU!

Roses are red violets are blue I have altimers cheese on toast Srry bout the spelling. I couldn't REMEMBER!

what's worse than being chased by a turtle? being chased by an angry turtle

how does a a fat person dance? with his feet

Why do Jews fast for Yom Kippur? It's part of their tradition.

A man sees Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles and tells his friends about the incident. They believe the story, because it is entirely plausible that it actually happened.

What's the difference between 4 and 6? 2.

What is worse then losing your remote? Falling off a cliff landing on a sharp rock and dying slowly.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? -absolut vodka Well, you have a sirious drinking problem...

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

Why did Sara fell off her swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sara

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