knock,knock you suck

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I may have Alzheimer's. But at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

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Why does the Green Giant's vegetables taste funny? He stands over his peas and corn.

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I walk the path less taken. Moral: Everything in life is a moral, as far as I care immorality does not exist, everything goes, I AM MORAL MAN!! He`s the MORAL MAN IIS HEE A MORAAL OR IS HEE... (you know Ozzy) AND NOW THAT YOU ARE DOMINATED you can go back to your fun, or reply, again, but you see, at this point I am already elswhere, so if you reply, you lose your control of your nasal coughanalcough nerve endings, and the potency of course.

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If the best things in life are free, whats the hardest things in life? Death.

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How many blondes does it take to skrew in a lightbulb? Usually just one.

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Why did I kill the Muslim because I'm smart

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What's worse than being a midget Being a midget with no legs

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What's worse than missing your flight? Realizing that everyone who got on it died from a bomb

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How do you make your mom mad? Burn down the house and eat the dog.

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Why did the fish look like a human? Because it was a person, drowning.

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What do you call a cow that's holy? Holy Cow

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What's 18 inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

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two men write a poem one says quack the other says woof what is the middle of the number witch is amazing because who ever is reading this you are beautiful and have chucken food ion your cheek bone connected to the knee cap indeed i shall write on to you guys saying how lovley it is TO MAKE FIRENDS WITH CHICKENS

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GIRL: Honey, for a holiday we should go someplace nice BOY: How will that work, none of us speak Mexican...

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This is Mr.Bear you all are on rtc for the next week. See me in G7 NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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whats the difference between the same pair of shoes? one shoe is for the left an one if for the right

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Why is the sky blue? Because it isn't red.

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What happened when the boy fell off of the bridge? He died

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how many times did lucy's mom drop her baby on its head? none, her mom died giving birth.....

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Why did the boy do his homework? For fun.

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So I says to the guy "take the money and run." He then takes my money and walks down the street.

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Why Didn't LeBron James go to College? He was really good and decided to go to the NBA straight out of High School.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares...he didn't make it anyways..

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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