- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was struck by lightning and died.

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

A man walks inta pet store looking for a dog. All he finds are cats.What did he end up buying. A weasel

Comedian: Do you all wanna hear a joke? Audience: Yeah!!! Comedian: Okay! What did the bad comedian say to the audience? Audience: What?!! Comedian: Chicken butt. Thank you, you've been a great crowd. Good night!

walk into your friend’s house and say “what’s up with the dead guy out front?” (you have to murder a person for this joke to work)

tim tebow is a grat quarterback

What day comes after Friday? Saturday, and Sunday comes afterwards.

Why did the couple stop at the stop sign? Because it's the law.

A man walks into a bar he's drunk and can't feel it But he's ok

What kind of shots does John take at night? Insulin, because he's a diabetic.

Your mother's so fat she occupies more space than a thin person does and is more likely to bump into environmental objects.

Why did the white girl lose the race? The girl that she was beating was black and her boy shot her. Therefore the black girl won.

a gay man walks into a bar the bartender says "what'll it be today" he asks for a beer the bartender comes back with a beer because thats what he asked for.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So it could cause traffic accidents.

If life gives you lemons, you are probably suffering from hallucinations.

Q: why did the train not make it to the station? A: it crashed and killed everybody on board.

How do you cheer up a sad caterpillar? KILL IT WITH FIRE

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being raped What's worse than being Raped. Being Raped 2 times by a Giant Scorpion.

What happens when a leprechaun refuses to give you his pot of gold? He doesn't give you his gold.

this girl and guy were sitting on my couch turns out its my sister and her boyfriend and she just farted

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

what is worse - this joke or the last one? what is worse still - sex what is worster - nothing that's not a real word what is wurst? a type of sausage

What did the joke say to the antijoke? Nothing.

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

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