why did the woman commit suicide? because 2+2=4

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What do you call an Arab guy flying a plane? A pilot.

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boy and girl are flipping a coin, coin lands on heads, boy: get down bitch

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Knock-Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Why are u crying?

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Why did the deer cross the road? It didn't, the animal species is incapable of having a logical reason to possessing the will to cross a road. ruhtard

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I walked in ony my daughter masturbating. The whole ordeal was very uncomfortable, but I sat her down at the dining table to discreetly explain the necessity of locking doors.

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Q: What's worse than finding a shrimp platter on a babys hand. A: A baby's hand on a shrimp platter

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What do you call a person with no arms, legs, and teeth singing in the middle of the street while spinning? I don't know.

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DINOSAUR Street Fighter 4: Masterchief edition LOUND ONE! BAKE! And the final results: Sagat: Heh, you want some... cornflakes? *BOOO! YOU THUG!" Ryu: WHOWANTSSOMEPOUNDCAKE! *Delicious poundcake omg" "Well, at least better than serving a fucking bowl of foocking cornflakes with milk in four goddamn hours!" YOU LOSE! "You must defeat my Poundcake to stand a chance, I am the worlds greatest pillow fighter!" GAME OVER

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Yo mama's so skinny, she should probably go in for eating disorders' counseling.

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What can fly, but can not swim? Malaysia Airlines Flight 370

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three gay men were sitting in a hottub. a condom floats to the surface. why the hell were you watching them?

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Why was the drunk man in jail? He had lost touch with himself because his wife cheated on him the previous night and to add to the fact she took his clothes so public nudity would be a problem.

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Q: When you have alot of hair, what are you? A: Obease

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Bob is asleep. Knock knock. Whos there? NOT BOB

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what is brown and wet? Muddy water

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What did the dog say when the tiger bit him? Nothing. Dogs don't talk.

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two snow men standing in a field and one says to the other can you smell carrots

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i don't hate you because your fat ...your fat because i hate you

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"So can we take the rest of the schoolday off?" the students asked. The teacher then asked: "Why?" The students explained: "Because some of us live far away and it's impossible to get through the masses of snow, especially if the snowfall continues like this." "Well, I can't give you time off, because the principal haven't said it has snowed enough just yet." he responded.

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I hate it when people pour my cereal. They don't know how much I want. They don't know my life. They don't know what I've been through.

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What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A cyclist.

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Facilitator huh? Sounds like someone that kills someone standing in the way, or bribes off others.

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So Nero, seriously, don't be mean, call me, I am going to bed now, nighty nite.

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