Why was the drunk man in jail? He had lost touch with himself because his wife cheated on him the previous night and to add to the fact she took his clothes so public nudity would be a problem.

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what good about eatting every night knowing that a african want

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Moon: The sun shines bright like a virgin. He must be high..

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why is walmart so big? Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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What did the pirate order for breakfast? Pancakes.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.

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I've got a dig bick. You that read wrong. You also read the second sentence wrong.

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two snow men standing in a field and one says to the other can you smell carrots

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"So can we take the rest of the schoolday off?" the students asked. The teacher then asked: "Why?" The students explained: "Because some of us live far away and it's impossible to get through the masses of snow, especially if the snowfall continues like this." "Well, I can't give you time off, because the principal haven't said it has snowed enough just yet." he responded.

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i don't hate you because your fat ...your fat because i hate you

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I hate it when people pour my cereal. They don't know how much I want. They don't know my life. They don't know what I've been through.

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Facilitator huh? Sounds like someone that kills someone standing in the way, or bribes off others.

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What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A cyclist.

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So Nero, seriously, don't be mean, call me, I am going to bed now, nighty nite.

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Why did Hitler hate Jews? Because he use to get bulied by them when he was in high school.

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Whats the same about a jew and firewood? They both burn.

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Two condoms walk into a gay bar. The people in the bar are perplexed that two inanimate objects are capable of locomotion.

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ur gey

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a termite walks into a bar and asks, "wheres the bar tender?"

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kk

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What did Batman tell Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile

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Are we in Tennessee? Because I recently saw on the side of the road that it was 10 miles to Memphis.

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I have 13 hedge hogs in one hand and 4 pineapples in my van how many pikelets does it take to cover the roof. Purple because aliens dont wear hats.

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