- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock, Get the f*ck off my porch

Your mom is so fat, that your gonna get a brother soon.

What do you get when you mix hydrochloric acid and a humans digestive track? Death.

They didn't stop pulling my hair i didn't stop pulling the trigger

Why was a white man surrounded by black men crying? He was in a support group for black men with vitiligo, which destroys skin pigments.

Q: What is tall, white, and shaped like a house? A: a tall white man, if you break his limbs and twist them into the rectangular shape of a house.

what did the soccer player say when he missed a penalty? damnit.

What is the difference between a brick and a ginger? The entirety of their chemical make up and physical appearance.

What's black, white, and red all over? An African American and Caucasian man painting a house with red paint and accidentally spilling some on themselves

Did you know that if you rearrange the letter in "Gill Lube", you can spell "Gullible"?

What's even funnier than 24? A clown in a tree.

What do you get when you cross a rabbit and a pair of scissors? Nothing. That's not possible with current technology.

What did the taxi driver say when the black man got in to his taxi? Where to sir?

Why did the chicken Cross the road? Because a Blackman was chasing his dinner

Yo mama so ugly she's ridiculed daily and has frequent suicidal thoughts.

Knock knock, "Whos there" a business man who wants to sell you things that you don't need "Oh, go away"

A man looks at a glass and says that it is half full. Another man looks at the glass and says that it is half empty. A feminist looked at the glass and said it was being raped

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He had a stroke.

What do you call a woman on a bike? A dike

Your mum's so fat, she attends regular weight loss facilities to lose weight.

What do anti-jokes and a can of corn have in common? Both can be stored indefinitely and accessed and enjoyed at will.

roses are violets red is blue i like doughnuts doughnuts are good

how many licks did it take the boy to get to the center of a tootsie pop? he died of cancer

Two peanuts walk down the street. One was a salted.

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