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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Boy:U a dime Girl: she said ur a quarter Boy:-_- dumb B***h

What do a mole and an eagle have in common? They both live underground apart from the eagle.

Q: What did the racoon say to the cow? A: Nothing, because neither have the extansive intillect to speak in a manner that the other would understand.

Why was the sock sad? Impossible. Socks dont have emotions.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "why the long face?" the horse, confused, looks at the bartender with a bewildered look, neighs loudly, and runs out of the bar knocking over a few tables and chares.

what is worse than joel an infested asshole

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? Joseph Fritzl.

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit him in the face with an ax.

One day a married couple have a conversation. The husband says, "Make me a sandwich." The wife says, "Okay, what do you want on it?"

i hate when mothers said " clean your room" me " why " mom " because we have guest coming " me " oh i am sorry i didn't know we are all gathering in my f**king room

Why did the priest kill his family? Preists can't marry, therefore have not families.

Why was the dentist sent to jail? Because he committed a crime.

A man came home from work and said to his wife im going to kill u

Rose's are red, violet's are blue. Rose's die and viloets are more purple.

What did the Polish man say to his doctor? "Witam, doktorze. By?em kaszel z ostatnich kilku tygodni i jest wysypka na moim lewym ramieniu. Czy jest co? co mo?na zrobi?, aby mi pomóc?" I don't know what it means, either.

whats hard long and you put it in your mouth everyday a toothbrush

What do you call a black lady with big boobs? Oh, wait, it's just a fat black guy.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have your test results, You have cancer.

What would kill a Muslim if they were to ingest it? Arsenic

Why does Mario grown on shrooms? Because they bloom inside of him.

a boy named justin littleton made his own anti-joke......

Knock Knock. Who's there? I left my car keys inside.

i know the best knock knock joke! you start! other person: knock knock me: whos there ........

Why are black people so tall? Jesus was also black and therefore gives black people some favorable traits.

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