- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What happened to the man who died? A: Nothing, there is no afterlife.

Q: What would happen if you threw a red brick into the black sea? A: It would get wet.

why was 6 afraid of 7 because 6 just found out 7 had genital herpes.

Why did the man cross the road? Because the light was red!

What's the differences between oranges? Trees don't have doors.

Knock knock. Why are you saying that, you should actually knock the door. Oh ok.

Why did the black kid die? He had cancer.

Q: What is green, jumps and says i'm a frog? A: A frog that talks

Steve Jobs is alive.

What do you say when you see a flying donkey Wtf

Titanic with will smith. Girl: I wont ever let go of you. Leo: Drowns. Smith: Move your fat ass over girl, there is like room for me and fifthy kids there yo! Me: Bitch if you need to float on a piece of wood where six of us could fit, im gonna drown you.

Violets are blue Roses are red I stabbed you 37 times in the chest Now you're dead

What did the blind, deaf, retarded kid get for Christmas? Spoiled.

Thre jews walk into a bar i lied it was a gas chamber

What's long hard and full of seman. A submarine.

Beating cancer. Guess Steve Jobs they didn't make an app for that.

Tony Soprano walks into a diner

What's the difference between a poodle and a noodle? Scaboodle!

Why did the black man drop his weed Because he got shot

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

Q: How did the robber steal a laptop from best buy? A: With his hands

Whats worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was hit by a fridge. Why did Sally fall off her bike? She was hit by a falling monkey and fridge.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He felt like crossing roads that day.

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