Skrillex.

I like my babies how I like my chips. Chopped up and in a bag.

What did the resently released criminal get for his birthday? a nice sweater

A bar walks into a man

why did the alien eat the cow? peer pressure

Fine, ladies first.

what do you call aca that got pushed in a pool ? A WET PUSSY

What do you call a black man in space? A space monkey.

A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender asks: "why the long face?" The horse didn't respond, because it's a horse.

whats fat, green and hairy? Nothing I would pleasure myself to.

Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

your mommas so fat she should be worried about getting diabetes

What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender.

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

Why was the girl crying? She got shot in the penis

What's yellow and shouldnt be in this country. The asian girl in my economics class

A bloke runs into the bank, says to the girl "Stick 'em up!" She says "Righty-o, matey" and sellotapes his bollocks to the ceiling.

Knock knock! Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? To get to the other side!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry Show me your tits

What do you call a black police officer? The drug dealer's inside man.

Q: What do you call someone who cant swim? A: A person that cant swim.

What's black and self-describing? The words of this joke.

Why does Stuart go to Zu Bar? Because he deals cocaine to his fellow raving companions

whats red and hard to eat a brick.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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