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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do when someone tries to rob you at gunpoint Well first thing you have to do is think why am I in this situation? Then what can I do to avoid this again Finally think about how you're going to pay your medical bill. You were to busy thinking, to notice you just got shot and robbed.

Q: Why did the cheerleader drop her pom-poms? A: She was knocked unconscious from behind and repeatedly sodomized by a convicted rapist.

Why was the bus company sued? For substandard national safety regulations

Argon walks into a bar. The bartender yells, "Get the hell out!" Argon doesn't react.

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You know what they say about fat thumbs? They give a lot of accidental comment likes on statuses.

4 Jews are killed during a car accident, the whole city mourns over there death and create a plaque in their honor.

What was wrong with the tomato? Nothing.

What does greg and Ian have in common?

Why did the road cross the chicken? The 2 nouns in the sentence has been switched.

i used to take arrows to the knee,til i took one to the balls.

Knock Knock. Who's There? A Banana. The middle aged man opened the door, prepared to distribute candy to the trick or treaters.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She's a woman

friend 1: Alright man, i got your back friend 2: AAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why was Allen late for work? He was mauled by a bear. Allen is dead.

what does a baby sound like in a microwave. i don't know i was masturbating

What do you do if you are locked inside a car with a baseball bat? Unlock the car

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered 6 offender. And there was nothing funny about that.

Why bouriquet fall off the swing? Ask him.

A mexican and a black person are in the back of a car. Whos driving? A bus driver.

What did Hitler say to his wife? It's time to go start the Holocaust.

There is a famous joke, "What's black and white and re(a)d all over? A newspaper!" However, this is not featured on this website. Why? Because this is anti-joke.com, not joke.com - you moron

What do you call a blonde who passed the SAT's? An excellent student.

why ya gotta be so rude? cause i can

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