- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ya know what's funny? A joke well-told by a professional comedian.

Two men walked into a bar. Only one came out. What happened? One Passed out.

Q: What do you call a black woman who can't tell you who her baby daddy is? A: "Mam". Rape is a serious and painful crime, and the strength to raise a child on her own without her consent is worthy of respect.

The GOV and the WHO?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm colorblind.

Q: What did one water bottle say to another water bottle? A: Nothing. Water bottles are inanimate objects and are thus unable to communicate.

what happens when you piss on a dead monkey nothing you just lose the urge to pee O.o

Q: How do you scream at a purple? A: Black people

Why did the man lose the spelling bee? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

What's the worst part about rollerblading? Telling your dad that you're gay.

What did the limp dick say to the vagina? Is that rash contagious?

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Bartender asks her, "why the long face?". She tells him it's from her parent's genes.

Mum says therirs ups in life... I have the Downs

How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

Get on the boat.

Yo momma so fat, she's in the hospital dying of morbid obesity. Sorry man.

joe diragi whacks off his dog

whats black and doesnt like politics? a black chair

Jesus walks on water Chuck Norris swims through land

What does the hulk do when he's angry? Compulsively masturbate.

A guy finds a lamp in the desert and rubs it 3 times.. No genie appears because there is no such thing as Magic.

What do you call a black person flying an airplane? The pilot.

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