Q:What happens when you choke a smurf? A: Nothing because smurfs dont exist

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Why so serious? Your brother died.

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What do you say to a rock? Meow

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How do you wake Lady Gaga up? You poke-er--face....pokerface.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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What's worse than the Holocaust? • • • Stubbing your toe.

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Vagina cream... end of story

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In Pokemon, why are bug types super effective against dark types? Because Ebola affected a lot in Africa.

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Why did the elephant not do 9/11? Because he drank a hispanic turtle.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red... That depends in how hard you throw them.

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why was 6 afraid of 9? because 7 ate 9 and 6 is afraid of ghosts

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What did the doctor say to his patient with cancer? "You have cancer...".

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Wolfjob.

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What does a black guy get for Christmas? Everything you own

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If life gives you lemonade.

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roses are red violets are blue i'm not a? poet microwave

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Your mother is so fat she sometimes eats a normal sized portion of food and does not feel satisfied

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Knock Knock Who's there? A Crazy Rhinoceros

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How come Billy can only swim in circles? His right arm and right leg were amputated because he scraped his left arm.

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so a jew walks into a bar and leaves at 9:00 becuase he has work in the morning.

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MRCANN YOUR A FUCKIN' CARROT LERN 2 FOCKIN SIT IN YER HOLE YA FUCKIN PLANT

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What's worse than a shotgoun to the balls? Nothing.

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What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? A) The color of their hair.

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What did the boy and the dog do at the park? Nothing, the dogs dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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