This is the concept of anti-joke.

The only positive thing in my life, is the HIV test! Lymmel

What's blue and can't read? The Pacific Ocean

what's worse than the holocaust? black people whats worse than black people? mexicans Whats worse than mexicans? 2 mexicans Whats worse than 2 mexicans? Africa

whats purple and brown lucozade sport

How do you kill a blind man, run over him in slow motion

Why did Jim not go to the park and play football with his Dad today? His dad got hit by a bus and lost his legs

Why did the little kids call the boy "pornboy" Because he showed gay porn at the bus stop

People are a lot like slinkies. Not really good for anything, but still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I can't wait to shove my finge in you

identical jokes get different votes.

How do you rescue a fat girl that's stuck under a car? With a pickaxe and a donkey.

Roses are red violets are red bushes are red oh shit my garden is on fire

What do you call an animal that is blue, fluffy and lives in the arctic? I don't know and that's why I'm asking you.

A- Knock knock. B- Who's there? A- The interrupting doctor. B- The interrupt- A- You have cancer.

Q:whats the difference between a black man and a bunk bed A: a bunk bed can support 2 kids

whats fat and sits on a toilet? a fat guy sitting on the toilet

how do you get a blonde to stop following you? file a restraining order.

A young boy asks his father if there will be cake at the party. The father tells him there won't be and tells him to f*ck off.

Whats brown and rhyme's with "Snoop?" Dr. Dre

What's a foot long and slippery, a slipper

Knock Knock. - Whose there? ... ... ... ... Damn kids.

Why did the little girl lose her necklace? Because she got her head blown off

Q: What would happen if you threw a red brick into the black sea? A: It would get wet.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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