- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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could switching to Geico save you 15% or more on car insurence? Does a bear shit in the woods?

What do you call a spaceman on Mars? Confused, because with the current technology it is impossible to send a human into space and onto Mars.

What did one lion say to the other lion? Nothing. There was no other lion. This particular lion had horrible social anxiety so he spent most of his time alone, eating buffalo poop and playing World of Warcraft thus further alienating himself from the other lions. He was a very lonely lion.

What's green and has wheels? The White House. I lied about everything, I'm so sorry.

Why did the clown get in the car? Because he can.

Why did the fish fly It didn't

Every first letter of an innappropriate body part is how it actually looks like: Penis, Vagina, Boobs

Once soon a time there was a boy named steven. He dropped his ice cream because... You know the rest

Santa Claus and eight reindeers walk into a bar. “Hey, fatty,” the barman shouts. “Where’s Rudolph?” “He’s dead,” Santa replied. “I’m sorry to hear that,” the barman said, looking embarrassed. “Let me get you a drink.”

What do you call a donkey that can't speak? Whatever you want to call it...I prefer to call it a donkey that can't speak!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Keep talking shit bitch, and I'll come for you!

Q : WHAT DID THE SMALL SHEEP SAY TO THE BIG SHEEP ? Z : BÆÆÆ

your mothers so silly she saw a rock and sat on a chair.......?

What do you call a cow without legs? Disabled.

So a cat a dog are in a field.The dog then proceeds to eat the cat and take a nap

Why did Helen Keller become blind and deaf? Because you touch yourself at night

What did one fat chick say to the other fat chick? Who cares, they're fat.

What happens when you forget your parachute as you jump out of a plane? You wake up.

Beans, beans good for the heart, the more you eat the more likely you are to grow into a healthy young man/woman with low risk of heart disease.

What do you get when a black man crosses a white man on the street? A black man and a white man on the street..

DAVE : did you hear the one about the poster? MICHAEL: what?

Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he was hungry. The teacher would stupid to say it was a piece of cake

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

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