What do you call a donkey that can't speak? Whatever you want to call it...I prefer to call it a donkey that can't speak!

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Why did Helen Keller become blind and deaf? Because you touch yourself at night

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Every first letter of an innappropriate body part is how it actually looks like: Penis, Vagina, Boobs

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Nero here, nice to see you guys again, now you know why my babbling has been excessive (and pissed at the comments below, but now that the pills are working I am calm) Anyway, yeah point Zero is my "world" now, and its been thriving under my values (something I feared would just work on paper, and if so such beliefs would all been for nothing) As for hero... Well insert something like "I am no hero, I just do what is right" or something cheesy, or... Well, thats what I do really... Since nobody uses this site Ill extend the time you "former followers" can chat, as I got some nice stuff to share, and might just share a bit before I pass away (nah, but I will sleep when tired), I got a lot to do tomorrow.

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What do you get when a black man crosses a white man on the street? A black man and a white man on the street..

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Why did the fish fly It didn't

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So a cat a dog are in a field.The dog then proceeds to eat the cat and take a nap

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Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he was hungry. The teacher would stupid to say it was a piece of cake

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

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Why did the boy eat the worm? Because his parents were starving him, and it was all he had.

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They beat her mercilessly.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? This website is terrible. Are you servers from 1990? I hope you all get cancer.

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Knock knock Who is there? Your mom Your mom who? STOP WITH THIS GAME AND JUST OPEN THE DOOR!

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“When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!”

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What is the Hardest part of helping a grandma who has having trouble crossing the road? Picking the gravel out of the wrinkles in her knees.

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Little Johnny was walking through the park... only he had no legs. Little Johnny was raped later that day... while he bled out from him having his legs cut.

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W. If I was one thing other then a person why would I be? M. The sun. W. Aww, so I brighten your day? M. No, you're just hard to look at.

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Whats white and can't climb trees? Yogurt.

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My diick won't stop barking unless I take it for a walk, problem is, I can't find a leash big enough

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What do you call a person without any arm no legs and a eye patch? names

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what's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? when you slap a mosquito it stops sucking:)

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Getting raped by a hose

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Why was the chubby bird that you were staring at you angry. Because you were looking at him.

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I had a lemon. hi.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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