Knock knock. Who's there. Suidi Arabia. Suida Arabia who? Huh? I was too busy loading my weaponry

What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? They are both purple except for the rabbit.

why do german shower have eleven holes? jews have 10 fingers

if 5+5=10 then 7+9=52

Roses are bald Violets are bald You are bald I think you have cancer.

What's black and blue and hates sex? The 13 year old tied up in my basement.

Correct grammar and proper use of capitals on the internet. Oh yeah, and a horse walked into a bar. It didn't think much of it.

what happened to the man who got hit by a truck driven by Obama? he died.

What's funny about 9/11. Nothing.

I hate long jokes -_-

" Whats the deal with airline food? " -Sharon

What do you call a kid with one leg and an eye patch? Names

epic win?

Why did the Chicken cross the road? To get to Your House. Knock Knock. Who's there? The chicken

What's dark, scary, and full of puppies? My van. I lied about the puppies...

Knock Knock. Who`s there? Hadooouuuuuuu! Hadou who? KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN! PERFECT!!! Perfect Bonus: 38493483948394839483984 Skill 0000000 Your life 0 Bonus 9001

Ok so there were 2 white dudes telling black jokes...so one of the white dudes tells a joke to the other... 1st dude: what's brown and tall? 2nd dude: a tree 1st dude: no that scary black man who looks like he wants to beat us up.

Ron Paul for President!

A man walks into a bar. Nothing happens that's worth explaining.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a bus.

Q. What do you call a grammatically incorrect horse? A. An horse.

what did the judge say to the lawyer during a trial. He said We are all in a court. thus concluding that the judge was retarted.

A man is playing pacman, on his last life, and is cornered. He inserts another coin in the slot.

What's worse than 10 babies stapled to a tree? The Holocaust.

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