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Yo mama is so stupid that see should really be concerned with furthering her education in a four-year university

What is the difference between a person of Mexican heritage and a park bench? One is a bench, the other is a human being.

roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers and the middle one is for u

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? I was asking you...

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's DEAD!

Knock knock. Who's there? Ahmadinejad. Well then get the **** away from my door!

Roses are red violets are blue ice-cream is yummy can I eat you

Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

how does a chinese chick check if she's pregnant? swallows a rubix cube and if it comes out solved shes pregnant

What's Big and Round? My Testicular Cancer

why did the boat sink the captain drove it into a pile of sharp rocks

My friend was waving a stick around and yelling out spells, so walked up to him and asked "You want to be Harry Potter, don't you?" He replied excitedly "Yeah!!" So i killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

I hope the Angels win the pennant No pun intended

If life throws you lemons, what do you do? Well unless life throws you water and sugar also, hen your lemonade is gonna taste horrible.

HOW LONG is a Chinese name?

Why was the unemployed dolphin trainer so sad? His life has no purpoise. In an unrelated topic, how is he unemployed id he is a dolphin trainer?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama is so stupid that see should really be concerned with furthering her education in a four-year university

Why did the boy eat the worm? Because his parents were starving him, and it was all he had.

What did the dog get for Christmas? euthanization

Why couldn't Jimmy ride his bike? Jimmy was a goldfish.

What would EARTH without ART be? EARTH, you dummy.

What happens when a women becomes pregnant? She gives birth to a child 9 months later.

hey i just met you and this is c r a z y , but im a pirate so call me matey ;)

Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

What do you call a Welshman with a stick up his arse? A very odd man