a man walks into a bar and buys a drink

What happened to the guy who bought a nice, brand new, plasma screen t.v.? He hanged himself.

Knock knock Who's There? Me I kill you again HA HA HA

how do you wake up lady gaga? poker face

Holocost jokes arent even that funny, Anne Frank-ly they annoy me.

What is white and weighs twice as much as Shamoo? My ass.

Knock Knock! Who Is it? You, Tig

Why do Christian protest against gay marriage? They protest because they believe gay marriage is a sin.

Why did the police officer pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

Dr. I need a new butt, mine has a crack in it.

What did the one battery say to the other? Nothing. Batteries can't talk.

Why is this joke an anti joke? Because it's not trying to be funny.

A cat starts grooming itself How many sprinkles does it take to cover the moon Cabinet because whales live in water

a man walks into a bar, it hurt.

What's the worst thing about African poverty? The fact that there is no foreseeable solution to the problem of millions suffering.

how do you kill a blond? there are many ways but every one of them is illegal and could be criminally chargeable.

what's the difference between a bearded man and bearded lady the bearded man has a penis

Q:A man walked into a bar. He looked at everyone and suddenly started crying. Why? A: Because everyone was drunk, and therefore came to the point where no one could remember him or anyone else.

NO IT IS MINE! ALL MINE!

A man walked into his house to find that his wife was cheating on him with another man. He was furious, and killed himself

What's worse than the common cold? The Plague.

What's worse than eating poop for your whole life? Nothing really, you've got serious problems if you have another option...

Aww, I knew you where a sweetheart at the core Nerochan, I mean I look up towards people that don't give a jack about what others think but I am not as good at it as you are. Now can you please spam that away like really quickly now?

why did the roof cave in? It was not structurally sound do to poor architecture

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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