- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two Jewish men are walking when they see a penny on the ground. They continue walking because pennies are not worth picking up in today's economy

Knock, Knock Come in

why did the car go to the bathroom? it had gas.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? i don't know, he hasn't unwrapped it yet

The Awkward moment when the world doesn't end

Why did the leaf fall off the tree? Because it was Fall.

Have you ever noticed how those little packets of sweetner are really handy to have around when you like your coffee to be sweeter than its default bitterness?

Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he was hungry. The teacher would stupid to say it was a piece of cake

Why Was 6 Afraid of 7? Because 7 was a Pedophile

Why was the little boys mom watching tv in the living room? Better question why is she out of the kitchen.

What did the blonde say when she fell out of a tree? Nothing, she shattered her trachea upon landing.

Did you hear about the circus fire? Yes, apparently there were no casualties but all their props and equipment were destroyed, which will set the company back financially, even with the insurance.

How do you make a dentist cry? Rape him in the ass.

Why are roses red ? Ass in my face .

Nero, sure you are okay?

Why did the black lady pick out a white dress? Because she thought it was a pretty white dress.

whats worse than someone blowing out all your birthday candles? a piano dropping on your head.

Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes

I wife my butt after I poop. I poop out of my penis.

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my egg roll

A blonde enters a bar and orders an elevator.

Three Kids dressed as a bear, a chicken, and a penguin walk into a bar. The bartender asks the to leave as they are all under the legal drinking age.

A horse walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer, the bartender quickly takes out a shot gun and shoots the horse because he is secretly dealing horse meat to tescos

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