An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

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Why don't black people ever defend themselves on anti jokes? Because black people are slaves.

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There was a brunette, a blonde and a red head, They were all great friends!

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what's worse than the holocaust living jews

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roses are blue violets red im color blind vatalk is gay

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Why did the paraplegic roll his wheelchair up a steep hill? Because he's crippled.

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What's black and dangerous? A fridge, I lied about the black part.

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how many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one................ standing on a pile of dead babies.

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Why was the lady afraid of cooking? Because her husband always beat her with a frying pan

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You're momma is so dumb, she has troubles passing her math unit and should seriously consider a math touter

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cow moo

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Q - What do you call a hamburger without pickles? A - You call it a hamburger just without the pickles.

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We spent trillions of tax payer's money on the death of 1 man... wait that's not funny...

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What did the dog say to his own poop? You gonna eat that?

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What's the answer to all your problems The answer

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One muffin says to the other muffin "it sure is hot in here." the other muffin replies "you know, technically, we're not muffins because we're not done cooking yet."

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What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? Being raped... What's worse than being raped? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two flies in your soup

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How do you kill a blonde? A gun.

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I like cheese. You like cheese. Have a nice day.

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Knock Knock Whos there? Your mom My mom died three years ago, please go away while i cry.

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What did the black man do in the Italian Pub? He gave a 20% tip and couldn't have been more courteous.

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Why did the hipster's coffee burn his tongue? He drank it before it was cool.

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A bear and a rabbit both take a dump in the woods below an old oak tree. They look at each other, smile and nod their heads in acknowledgment of one another. The bear is first to let go of his rather large load and a loud THUMP is heard throughout the woods. Shortly after another and then another. The rabbit looks at the bear for a moment then turns closes his eyes and begins to strain. Finally the sound of what can only be described as a machine gun rattles through the wood. Looking impressed the bear looks over at the rabbit as it pops off its last few pellets. When the rabbit is finished the bear asks "Do you have a problem with the shit sticking to your fur?" The rabbit thinks for a moment then looks at the bear and says "Umm... No, not really." So the bear uses the rabbit to wipe his arse.

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My lady, that is the backside of trust, I have decided to trust you, how am I supposed to feel about the fact that I believe to the point where I know that you mean everything you are saying? And that if you had any interest in backstabbing me, I would be risking my life, wife and friends. Do you not get trust? If you keep thinking like that, tomorrow you could be suspecting the mailman for being a spy, I can, and could tell you that I will cut ties with my employees, but then I would have you not only to believe me, but to support me financially, I do not need much, in fact, I need you to trust me, and if you do not trust me, what does it matter if I quit? You could accuse me for typing books that alter the mind (all books do), you could accuse me of having killed Nero and taken over... The point is, if you cannot trust me, then I cannot help you with what you ask, and if that is a requirement for our friendship to persist, then you are not looking for a friend, but for a employee.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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