What's the difference between Elisabeth Fritzl and Pope John Paul II? Pope John Paul II wasn't imprisoned and raped continuously over a 24 year period in a horrific act of cruelty by his father

Why did the black man shoot the white guy? the white man was about to hurt the black mans family.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

What do you call a bird that can't fly? A dead bird

A Polish man walks into a bar and says, "Co za asy..."

How do you confuse a blonde? take the albuterol

why did John fall off his bike I don't know I was not there it was a rumor at school

- What would you say if you'll see a Mexican eating hamburger in fast-food restaurant? - Enjoy your meal.

Knock knock Who's There? Woo? Woo who? Stop celebrating and let me in.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting thrown in to a car and raped violently.

If you're American outside of the bathroom, then what are you inside the bathroom? An American inside of a bathroom.

Q: why does the cat go out of the house by the window A: It doesn't the window is closed

"hey woody can i ask you a question" "sure buzz" "why is it your name is woody but they use me as a vibrator"

How long does it take you to count to 5? 5 seconds.

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What happened to the boy after his life saving surgery? He died of an unrelated disease.

Q: Why do Indians smell? A: Cause they have noses? Racist.

Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's really irrelevant when you realize this joke is about a suicidal chicken...

Today, my house burned to the ground. FML.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? were lawyers

Why did the old lady talk to a tree? She had Alzheimer's and was going to die.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog

An alphabet walks into the post office and asks for a letter. What does the postal worker give the alphabet? Nothing. Alphabets can't walk.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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