- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a cow that's not cooked? A cow

Why was the man whistling? He was calling his friend.

How many hipsters does it take to change a light bulb? ...You mean, you don't know?

I was going to write a racist joke but there was too many black people watching me.

Why did Sally fall off her swing? -she had no arms knock knock whos there not Sally

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be. He could not be. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. He's either in great danger or has a psychological disorder.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have AIDS".

Joker: Why so serious Man: My mom and dad just got hit by a car, and you just stabbed my friend in the face with a pencil. Joker: Oh well im sorry to hear that.

What do you call a black man walking home in the dark after a long day at work? His name you racist

How does Hitler tie his shoes? With little Nazis.

"i see", said the blind man ... ...to his deaf wife... ...while his crippled children jumped for joy....

What did the cookie monster eat? Food

there's a worm in my lime at least it doesn't have scurvy

How many ADD kids does it take to change a light bulb? Wanna ride bikes?

A guy walks into a bar and says 'Ow!'

whats black and white and red all over? this joke.

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because it is very difficult for someone with a vision impairment to operate a vehicle.

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen take? Enough to give him a bad reputation, but not enough to kill him

What isyellow and can't swim? a bulldozer

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What happen's when you give an alcoholic whiskey? He's an alcoholic, so he drinks it.

Why did the boy get his head slammed in a car door? Because his mother did not love him, and thought it was an appropiate action.

Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? He was dead.

What's brown, smells like shit, and are annoying as hell? Taking shits

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