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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worst than missing a doctors appointment? Having AIDS and missng out on getting a cure that could have gotten rid of your disease.

What did the white man say to the muslim? Hi

Q: What was the last thing to enter the bug's mind as it flew into the windshield? A: His back legs.

Roses are red Violets are blue Ebola is present And so are u

i am 26 why was i kidnapped 13 years ago cause i was in a badly written play

one of my friends died of heartburn today :( i cant believe gav is gone

How can you tell a blonde a brunette and a red head apart? Ask them if that is their natural hair color.

What did the snake say to the rat?

Knock knock. Who's there? Obama. Obama who? Barack Obama, President of the United States. I was wondering if I could borrow a cup of sugar. I'm baking cookies for my family, because they really like my cookies.

Why was the boy dead? The boy was hit by a bus ran over by a train and stabbed to death by a murderer then put into a grinder for a meal for the murderer.

What do you call a dog with no legs Nothing it won't come

What do you call a cow that is lying on a barn floor? A cow

How many babies can you fit on a ferris wheel? None, babies aren't allowed to ride

Why did the man lose the poker match in the jungle? He was playing a cheetah.

Yeah i'm into fitness, Fitness whole pizza in my mouth.

So theres a man, a horse, and a piglet in a helicopter. Upon noticing this, the pilot jumps out of the plane and the animals go crashing to their doom.

Roses are red, violets are blue, my name is cartman, kyle you're a jew

What's worse than getting full-blown AIDS? Finding a half-eaten worm in your apple.

What's big and gray and can't climb a tree? A parking lot.

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How did poor Miss Suzy get her poor little baby to stop crying? She cut off its head, burned its body, and sacrificed its ashes in a bizarre Satanic ritual that involved having sex with a heifer. (Miss Suzy was a Satanist priestess.)

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got hit by a speeding moped.

What did the friend say to the other friend? A. Hi friend.

Knock, knock. Who's there? FBI. FBI who? The FBI. We have your house surrounded. Pervert.

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